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Disney earnings just now #AMC
Theatrical release distribution offset the losses for streaming #ChokeOnThat
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Paper. Trade. Repeat. 👀
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I was the main counterparty for airline puts before/during the 9/11 attacks (I was in the World Trade Center building for lunch the day before); they were buying puts in $UAL and American Airlines for weeks before the attacks. Brokers would call me and ask for a bid, I sold some, they seemed rich, then richer, then they just kept coming. When someone is buying a dollar bill for $1.01, you think, "sucker." When someone pays you $1.05 for a dollar, you think this is free money; when someone pays you $5 for $1, you bury your face in research, study the trade and you're very worried; when someone pays you $10 for $1, you know you're dead, but it just has not happened yet (and this is after I already got my ass kicked in Enron). The morning of 9/11, I would have blown out hard and would have had to fire about 60 or 70 people; the market didn't open, so that saved my firm. We didn't know there were 4 planes in the air, it could have been 4000 planes for all I knew so I told all of my traders to go home. My office was at the Cboe so I assumed it was also a target, and our lives were in danger. I was very worried that my NYC guys were dead (they were ok). I had no idea what to expect the next few days. When the market did open, I was down massively, but not blown out. The markets were so wide and the trading was so good we were net profitable by early November, a stunning turn of events. Stories about money feel gross when some people lost everything; I'm very sympathetic to the people who went through unimaginable hardship and I feel like me talking about trading is so small and petty in juxtaposition to the seriousness of true loss that many thousands of people experienced.
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I wish you would annually publish your Tweet/Xeet about the crazy Put buying pror to 9/11. Still one the most extraordinary things I’ve read about 9/11 and that is saying something
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“ $AMC & $GME Are the only two controlled stocks on the market and when i say controlled it’s exactly what i mean there’s no need to explain”-Jim Cramer
Just watched @BossBlunts1 YT video where he played a clip of Jim Cramer saying out of his own mouth “ $AMC & $GME Are the only two controlled stocks on the market and when i say controlled it’s exactly what i mean that’s no need to explain”
Literally can’t make this up
Paul Singer sent 115 analysts to figure out Bank of America's balance sheet - they found $75 trillion in derivatives on $150 billion of equity: "I challenge anybody in the room, outside of the room,come tell me what that looks like"
this is him explaining why no one - not regulators, not investors, not even the banks themselves - knows the real financial condition of any major bank, and why the next crisis will be worse than 2008
"$150 billion of equity, $2 trillion of assets on the balance sheet. but here's the problem - $75 trillion, that's with a T, of derivatives. that makes the financial condition of Bank of America completely and utterly opaque"
"I challenge anybody in the room, outside the room - come tell me what that looks like. what we found in '08 is the insiders didn't understand what was on their own balance sheets. Stan O'Neal, Dick Fuld, Chuck Prince - billions of fake AAA garbage"
bookmark & watch the full conversation ↓
Paul Tudor Jones called Elon Musk "the poster child for the French Revolution" - then said "grow our way out by cutting taxes? complete bullshit, the bond market will revolt"
this is the most legendary macro trader explaining why America's debt will end in default, why AI experts think there's a 5% chance it ends humanity, and how he's traded through every crash since 1976
"Elon looks a thousand years in the future with space travel, but his governance goes back a thousand years. very tribal. he's going to take his net worth from $250 billion to $500 billion at the expense of millions of knowledge workers"
"this year the US Treasury is bringing $2.8 trillion of debt to market. by 2050 we'll have 250% debt to GDP. well before then we'll have lost our reserve currency status. we will clearly have a debt default"
"58% of AI experts said there's a 5% chance AI could end humanity. how do you risk manage a 5% chance of the end of humanity? no futures contracts for that"
"price charts never lie. I've seen many people confuse being right fundamentally with making money. you can be right fundamentally and absolutely lose your shirt and go bankrupt"
bookmark & watch the full conversation ↓
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🚨 Robinhood was fined $65 million for lying about how they make money...
The SEC found that RH customers paid so much in hidden fees due to payment for order flow — that retail investors lost $34.1 million MORE than if they had paid a $5 commission per trade.
If it's free you are the product.
Robinhood agreed to a $2 million settlement for misleading you about how it makes money.
The firm they were routing your orders to this whole time was Jane Street.
Jane Street paid Robinhood $76 million in a single quarter for the right to be on the other side of your trades. Every time you hit buy or sell, your order gets routed directly to them before it ever reaches an open market.
Your cut in the settlement to make things right: $17.60
That’s just for trades from 2016. Not a bad fee considering they can continue to do this today
There was a rule that would’ve fixed this. The SEC’s order competition rule would’ve forced your trades into open auction before any wholesaler could touch them. Estimated savings for retail would have been $1.5 billion/year.
The new SEC chair killed this in June 2025. It didn’t need a vote or public input, it was just withdrawn.
You thought you had a free trading app but everything comes at a cost
South Korea isn't messing around when it comes to Naked Shorting.
Aside from prison time, market manipulators are subject to criminal fines of up to 4-6 times the profit generated/loss avoided.
Quite severe compared to the "cost of business" fine model in U.S. markets.
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The Hollow Men
American capitalism is rotting from the head down. We have replaced the "Owner-Operator"—the risk-taker-with a new, parasitic class of corporate bureaucrat: The Risk-Free Insider.
By "Insider," I am not referring to a specific title. I am referring to the entire administrative state that has captured the modern corporation. This includes the Directors who exist solely to collect fees, the Executives who exist solely to collect bonuses, and the Managers who exist solely to hire consultants.
These are the hollow men of the boardroom. They are masters of PowerPoint. They wear the right suits. They say the right buzzwords about "governance" and "ESG." But they are mercenaries fighting a war with someone else’s ammunition.
In a functioning economy, authority is tied to liability. If you make a bad decision, you lose your own money. That fear of loss is the only thing that keeps a business honest. It forces you to cut waste, obsess over the customer, and stay late to fix what is broken.
Today, we have severed that link.
We have rigged the game so that heads, the Insider wins; tails, the shareholder loses.
If the stock goes up, the Insider collects a massive performance bonus. If the stock crashes due to their own incompetence, they are fired with a "Golden Parachute" worth tens of millions. They are gambling with the house’s money, and they never leave the table poorer than they arrived.
This looting starts in the boardroom.
We have normalized a "Country Club" culture where directors are selected based on social profiling rather than their ability to build a business. The modern board member is often a professional tourist—paid an average of $350,000 a year.
Let’s be brutally honest about what that number represents. The average director is paid nearly five times the GDP per capita of the United States. They earn more for attending four quarterly lunches than the vast majority of Americans earn in five years of hard labor.
And for what?
Most of these directors are "over-boarded," sitting on three or four boards simultaneously. They treat directorships as a gig economy for the elite. They fly in, rubber-stamp a compensation package they didn't read, and fly out. They collect checks from companies they do not understand, do not use, and certainly do not love.
They are not there to ask hard questions. They are there to be collegial. They are there to protect the other Insiders.
And what happens when these boards hire executives who also have no personal capital at risk?
We get the Delegation Economy.
When a Risk-Free Insider faces a crisis—bloated expenses, a broken supply chain, or a stale product—they do not roll up their sleeves. They hire a consultant. They pay a strategy firm millions of shareholder dollars to produce a 100-page deck telling them what they already know.
This is not management. It is intellectual money laundering.
They use shareholder capital to buy an insurance policy for their own careers. If the plan fails, they can blame the consultants. They delegate the work because they are terrified of the responsibility. They would rather preside over a slow, comfortable decline than risk a bold mistake.
While American Insiders are busy optimizing their severance packages, our global competitors are optimizing their products. They are not slowed down by bureaucracy. They are not waiting for a slide deck. They are outworking us.
If we continue to fill our C-suites with administrators instead of operators, we will lose our edge. We will see iconic American franchises hollowed out by fees, managed for the benefit of the Insiders, while the true owners—the shareholders—are left holding the bag.
The time for polite governance is over.
If we want to save the American economy from mediocrity, we must demand a return to the "Owner’s Mentality." We need leaders who treat shareholder capital with the same reverence they treat their own savings. The era of the Risk-Free Insider must end.
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Illegal naked short selling on GameStop is mentioned in Epstein files.
Citadel’s Ken Griffin is named the ring leader.
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THE WALL STREET PLAYBOOK FOR BANKRUPTING A PUBLIC COMPANY EXPLAINED TO JEFFREY EPSTEIN!
Naked short a bleeding company into oblivion, forcing them to hyper dilute in order to raise money & go bankrupt.
DK-Butterfly (BBBY) was a victim of this vicious playbook in 2023.
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Naked short selling is a national security threat because it functions as financial counterfeiting.
This has to end and those involved must face stiff penalties.
I believe @grok would describe this as a grave national security threat.
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@TheClayClark
@SecScottBessent
🚨 NATIONAL SECURITY THREAT ALERT 🚨
Are you paying attention yet?
Wall Street is currently running a masterclass in selling things that don't exist. Whether you’re looking at Silver or MMTLP the scam is the same: the system is drowning in Synthetic Figments while the real assets are nowhere to be found.
Naked shorting is a national security threat because it functions as financial counterfeiting. In the commodities market, "paper" contracts are used to suppress the price of strategic resources like silver, which are essential for defense and energy technology.
By flooding the market with "phantom" Shares and contracts that don't exist, bad actors can artificially collapse the stock price of strategic U.S. companies in sectors like defense, energy, and biotech. This "cellar boxing" prevents critical innovators from raising capital, effectively allowing adversaries to sabotage American infrastructure through the market rather than the battlefield.
As former SEC Chair Harvey Pitt put it, "Phantom shares are analogous to counterfeit money." When brokers create millions of fake Shares, they are effectively printing unbacked currency. This devalues the entire U.S. capital market, which is the literal engine of our national power.
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Will drop my #GME post Sunday late evening.
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BlackRock continues to win while the American people continue to lose. And the saddest part is a lot of people don’t even realize it.
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RED ALERT: Learn Why London Completely Running Out Of Silver Signals A Massive Economic Earthquake- The Biggest In World History!







































