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Stephen 🪿 retweeted

@propapergirlNov 5

sorry our mental illnesses arent compatible

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Horatio Quartzjixler@QuartzjixlerNov 5

People who post serious replies to tweets that are clearly jokes should be used for medical experiments.

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Can we have 2008-2010 twitter back? Thanks.

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If only we could jail our political opponents, abolish the electoral college, stack the Supreme Court, get rid of the Senate, allow non-citizens to vote, censor free speech, and disarm the public, then we could save democracy!

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Lisa@MsLisaMNov 5

What's with all these people writing these long tweets? Get a blog.

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NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯@japan_nobunagaNov 4

The saddest part of opening this app is making eye contact with a legendary post for half a second right before the timeline refreshes and buries it forever. Just gone.

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The world is cooked. Buckle up.

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I voted for your mom. Next question?

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ßευtίƒυℓεηίgмα7 🖤@BeUtifulEnigma7Nov 3

I hope you tell someone you’re having a bad day and they respond by telling you about their worse one.

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Nyla ❤️‍🔥

@NylasbackOct 31

i love losing followers. natural selection at its finest

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@iamstphnOct 29

I love seeing the incredibly fake and made up engagement bait stories on Twitter, instead of seeing posts from actual friends.

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@iamstphnOct 29

It’s like every week, people are getting dumber. I wonder what’s in the water that’s causing this phenomena.

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@BearlyRunsOct 28

I actually need some close friends, almost everyone has left me.

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Nadine Antoinette 🖤📚@Lilblack_heartOct 28

Sometimes a girl just needs a fresh loaf of homemade sourdough bread with whipped salted butter.

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@AwkwardAndOddOct 25

I bet if I had a pet penguin instead of crippling depression I’d be unstoppable

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@iamstphnOct 25

Whore for grilled cheese logging in.

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KoKeni Snap'sSquatch@KoKeniSaskqatchOct 23

Will I pay $10 to be verified on X? Absolutely not. Did I pay $30 for Favstar? You bet your ass I did.

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@iamstphnOct 24

WHY IS IT SO WINDY IN ENGLAND WHAT THE FUCK

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☾เѵყ☽@IvyD666Oct 7

trying to get help from the nhs is like expecting a stripper to fall in love with you

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