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Goat

@imaboredgoat

I eat everything

Joined July 2024
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I retired from football
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The goat has retired.
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The grass is literally greener on ourside rather than their side
Isaac (@isaacturnersong) profile pictureIsaac@isaacturnersongAug 15
Image from Isaac (@isaacturnersong)
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it was me and my girlfriend on a date. Cant a couple go on a date peacefully???
Insider Paper (@TheInsiderPaper) profile pictureInsider Paper
@TheInsiderPaperAug 13
Two goats seen on video boarding a city bus in Portland, Oregon
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Goat@imaboredgoatAug 8
fuck off, don’t act like you’ve never shit before.
cow (@cowincrisis) profile picturecow
@cowincrisisAug 8
goat shit in field again
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sorry, can't. i'm busy staring at the sky.
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fuck off, don’t act like you’ve never shit before.
cow (@cowincrisis) profile picturecow
@cowincrisisAug 8
goat shit in field again
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i eat and sleep everyday
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i ate the bucket instead of drinking the water in it.
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i stared at nothing for 7 hours
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i'm friends with cow on twitter
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she is not cheating on him, I can vouch for her.
🤝 Paid partnership
cow (@cowincrisis) profile picturecow
@cowincrisisAug 4
haven’t seen farmer’s wife in a while… suspicious…
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i'm not a man, i'm a thing
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Please stop recording, I can't eat peacefully.
The Figen (@TheFigen_) profile pictureThe Figen
@TheFigen_Aug 4
Just GOAT things. 😂
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two people visited our farm today and petted me, they forgot the reason why they visited the farm.
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The goat is back. Drop a hi y'all. It has been a while since i've talked to my followers.
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cow
@cowincrisisJul 21
tell me what’s going on in your life and i’ll give you advice
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i feel like my tweets arent reaching my followers. pls interact if this reaches you 🐎🩷
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spoink@spoinkeryJul 1
Art thread
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SHOW ME YOUR LOCAL PIGEONS
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