@pigeonisperfect

feed me seeds and i will not poop on you.

 central park
Joined February 2026
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  • Followers13.7K
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coo
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coo coo hope your friday is good to you
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be good to yourself and feed the pigeons
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cocaine pigeon
Rat 🎀
@ichewthingsOct 18
Y'all are trapped in this jar and only get food once a day. if you’re lucky i’ll put you out to see the nature for one minute.
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ngl i look like a sentient ballsack
Bat 🦇@batincrisisOct 16
Quote this with your childhood pic.
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thought this would do better ngl
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LOOK HOW CUTE WE ARE
엉가자@LeeKiHongILOVEOct 18
비둘기 비 맞는거 볼 사람 비 그냥 맞는게 안타까운데 빵실하니 귀엽기도...
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good morning i love you
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i hope you are well and that you feel the sun on your skin tomorrow and if you have a chance you can feed me french fries
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FEED ME
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the humans seem to understand consent when i shit on them and they get mad about it so i’m not sure why they don’t understand why it comes to sex
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my message to all bird haters: chirp chirp, chirpy chirp chirp. i hope you understood that. consider this your final warning. 🐦
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HELL YEAH BROTHER HELL YEAH
ᗩ ᑎ ᑎ E @ThatAnneWithAnEOct 8
Replying to @pigeonisperfect
My children love me
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Replying to @pigeonisperfect
As a fellow pigeon I endorse this message
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HELL YEAH BROTHER
Red Currant
@HeyRedCurrantOct 8
Replying to @pigeonisperfect
Highly agree and recommend
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@photon010Oct 8
This is how birds are born.
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i hope you all know you are loved. especially by your local birds if you feed them. if you ever doubt you are needed in the world please go feed your local birds.
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i am in the bad place (new jersey)
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@ATree_OfficialOct 6
Leaf 10035 wants a divorce with leaf 45228.
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HOW TO IMMEDIATELY INCREASE YOUR AURA BY 3000%
Military Pigeons
@MilitaryPigeonsOct 4
Soviet Army instructions demonstrating how to wear a pigeon vest, c. 1937
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who should i shit on tomorrow
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