@imandyhaynes

Comedian, writer, pit fighter. Father to six beautiful girls.

 New York, NY
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Joined December 2008
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Being so Christian you become Muslim.
Baptist News Global@baptist_newsJul 25
TRENDING: Men-only gyms seek to protect Christian men from lust - mailchi.mp/baptistnews.com/t…
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Story Warz@StoryWarzJul 23
Jay vs Luis: Who is telling the TRUTH? Tonight at 8PM E‼️ @pandji @RuddyPeyton & @imandyhaynes FACE OFF in an all new #StoryWarz! Link in bio!
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Telling somewhere their a real trooper, and then also saying #ACAB
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What would you ask him? @imandyhaynes @IamMikeCannon @nickalexcomedy #ATCpresents #beautifulboys
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🚨This weekend! @imandyhaynes returns to his hometown of Seattle and we're so excited! 🎟️🎟️🎟️: andyhayneslaughs.eventbrite.…
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On @mostmoralpod @mattlieb, @DanielBMate and guest @imandyhaynes look at desperate last attempts to smear Mamdani youtu.be/6af_HfiJfts?si=3zC0…
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it’s not @imandyhaynes fault that he’s a p*ssy #standup #nyc #comedy #comedycellar #comedycellarvegas #standupcomedy #anne #funny
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You can openly argue Black people are inferior, that they should be murdered for precrime etc, and polite liberals will applaud you in the Times. Say “free Palestine” and they’ll accuse you of “Jew hatred” and fire you from your job. The disrespect liberals show for Black Americans is disgusting & disqualifying.
Kate Willett@katewillett11 Sep 2025
Shut up dude
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I think PSG might win this thing.
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Cracked.com
@cracked26 Apr 2025
You guys watch any surgeries lately? Check out Andy's full set HERE! youtu.be/MqYxON3CKX8 @imandyhaynes
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Open your third eye. 👁️ #TheDannyBrownShow Ep. 150 with @imandyhaynes
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Tomorrow (4/8) we are LIVE with comic @imandyhaynes @fivefourpod's Michael Liroff to discuss the Supreme Court's latest ish and if the economy is memestocks all the way down now! Watch the show on Youtube or Twitch 🎰
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The weirdos from the web are back again! And they’re here to traumatize comedian @imandyhaynes
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YMH Studios
@YMHstudios4 Apr 2025
It's all fun and games until you're recording her TikTok dances. All new ep of #TheDannyBrownShow with @imandyhaynes is up! youtu.be/8B9_-XrLJ8U
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Have you?
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@imandyhaynes doing some detective work 🕵️ on the crowd 😅 catch him LIVE in Austin THIS Thursday March 27th at 8pm! 🙌 Get your 🎟️🎟️: creekandcave.com/events/andy…
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Move over lions, there’s a new world’s biggest pussy.
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The Hitchhiker | New SagDaddy Da Pod episode 41 w/ @imandyhaynes and @iammikecannon out right now! youtu.be/cM6J6uRwX1w?si=H98f…
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With Trump’s other appointments I think DJ is actually in the Secret Service.
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Brand new episode of Beautiful Boys podcast with @imandyhaynes and I is out now: youtu.be/hFupkEQV3SA?si=CLgo…
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