Brooklyn, NY
Joined March 2009
I want this to be my last tweet
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can anyone confirm if this is real?
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Barbers should still allowed to smoke while working.
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if i ever meet david cronenberg i’m wearing these
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Another great day
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josh retweeted
Having a bad one; First my Lockheed Martin investment tanks after the ceo posts his penis. Now Cold stone Creamery just called me the N-Word
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All allies must enjoy Shrek. It’s the law.
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I eat raw meat, tan my balls, and daytrade Bitcoin. $8 for a blue check is a steal.
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josh retweeted
absolutely block on sight
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The shape of cringe to come
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just saw this monstrosity on tumblr and I am horrified
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2023 goals. Calling my shot early.
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Strap in for a🧵on how the Dems losing the House and barely clinging to the Senate is actually a win (1/?)
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It isn’t. (2/2)
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