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Sanch

@imjsanch

I go to work and mind my business.

 Florida, USA
Joined April 2009
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You can just do things if you’re 100% committed to the bit
New York Post (@nypost) profile pictureNew York Post
@nypostOct 29
Kanye West arrived unannounced at a $295M Malibu listing, set up an 'office' and crashed there for 4 days: 'Citizen Kim' trib.al/LB79VW4
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In the real world, nobody in Florida is talking about Sharia law
Acyn (@Acyn) profile pictureAcyn
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Donalds: There will be no Sharia law in Florida.
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Jason would be on a Gildan 🕊️
Jerry Ima (@ima_jerry15016) profile pictureJerry Ima
@ima_jerry1501613h
George didn’t even flinchhhh
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Offer to put a bill in your name and a few of those shots gonna fall, Webster.
Geechi (@ThatDakari) profile pictureGeechi@ThatDakariOct 30
Good luck Mr. West
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@wyermush18h
This Sopranos shit is not a hobby. Not. A. Hobby.
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bum@BattleRapBum19h
Pop Base (@PopBase) profile picturePop Base
@PopBaseOct 30
25 years ago today, Michael Jackson released his final album ‘Invincible.’
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lol next question
Ruzy (@0xRuzy) profile pictureRuzy
@0xRuzyOct 29
LeBron James reveals why he doesn’t recommend Miami for a 25-year-old “I don’t recommend anybody go to Miami at 25” How old were you when you went to Miami? LeBron James: “25.” What was that like? LeBron James: “I don’t recommend anybody go to Miami at 25. If you don’t have… (laughs) Yeah, you gotta have a strong mindset. Uh yeah, I had it. I had a strong mindset. I don’t recommend people to go to Miami at 25. Yeah. Yeah.”
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Everybody with this build is already loved at home
Marlayna (@Marlayna29) profile pictureMarlayna
@Marlayna29Oct 28
Men, we don’t like this
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G is underrated. F it. Let’s get drunk: New Orleans and Nashville Atlanta and Miami? Certainly. Got a family? North Carolina got you.
Nick Krasznavolgyi (@NickKrasz_Wx) profile pictureNick Krasznavolgyi@NickKrasz_WxOct 28
What part of the country would you guys live in?
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AHHH IM SO SCARED, FREE MEDICARE???? 32 HOUR WORK WEEKS???? THIS IS SOOOO EVILLL
Senate Republicans (@SenateGOP) profile pictureSenate Republicans
@SenateGOPOct 28
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oura rings also goalslop btw wdym you miss grades so much you want a report card for nap time
lucas gelfond (@gucaslelfond) profile picturelucas gelfond
@gucaslelfondOct 28
marathons are goalslop. yuppies will do anything to replace the thrill of receiving letter grades
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I’m worried we’ll lose the next generation of fat comics
ABC News (@ABC) profile pictureABC News
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Eli Lilly’s next generation weight loss drug, known as retatrutide, was shown to provide more than double the weight loss of Ozempic’s highest dose, according to new clinical trial results shared Wednesday. Read more: abcnews.link/hx1L3M0
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Idk why my 5 yr old says they went to see coach instead of saying he had gym class but that kinda rocks. Like yeah we went to see coach today. Hell yeah, buddy.
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Getting the president to reference your hog in two speeches has to count for an extra major championship on your record
FactPost (@factpostnews) profile pictureFactPost
@factpostnewsOct 28
Trump: Arnold Palmer was all man. This man was strong and tough. And I refuse to say it, but when he took showers with the other pros, they came out of there and said, 'Oh my god. That's unbelievable.'
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NEW: The NCAA tells us ZERO trans student-athletes are now competing in women's sports. Why does 15% of America think there are tens of THOUSANDS? "Politics are winning on the back of fiction."
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bum@BattleRapBumOct 28
yall ain’t real brewers fans if you don’t know who this is
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oek (@herelieselijah) profile picture
oek@herelieselijahOct 27
soldiers looked at lockets as motivation 2 get back home
chaotic cutie. (@keziah_sanders) profile picturechaotic cutie.@keziah_sandersOct 27
Men just want photos of you. Literally just existing
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u can see the decline in literacy through this
Pop Crave (@PopCrave) profile picturePop Crave
@PopCraveOct 27
.@Dictionarycom’s Words of the Year over the last decade: 2026: Maxxing 2025: 67 2024: Demure 2023: Hallucinate 2022: Woman 2021: Allyship 2020: Pandemic 2019: Existential 2018: Misinformation 2017: Complicit 2016: Xenophobia
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Polymarket (@Polymarket) profile picturePolymarket
@PolymarketOct 26
BREAKING: France offers students $4.5 billion in school renovations and education reforms in a bid to end nationwide protests that have erupted into riots & looting.
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Job market is already in absolute shambles and now you gotta compete with 60,000 Microsoft employees 😭
The Kobeissi Letter (@KobeissiLetter) profile pictureThe Kobeissi Letter
@KobeissiLetterOct 26
BREAKING: Microsoft, $MSFT, is offering buyouts to 60,000 workers as part of the company’s efforts to cut costs amid AI adoption, per Bloomberg. Personnel on select teams in the US, Canada, India, and the UK at a vice president level and below will be eligible. This reflects ~27% of Microsoft's total workforce.
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