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Nathan Press

@inpress83

Enter me (he says in parentheses)

 Crown Point, IN
Joined October 2011
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Joe 🍝@_joenick22_5 Mar 2018
You guys seriously want a QB who runs like Mose Schrute?
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ZΛC@TeamfollowZac5 Mar 2018
Replying to @ClaytonJCollier @LocalMemphis
Tubby Smith "quit" on 12 of his own players in 97' when he "transferred" to coach at Kentucky after just two years at Georgia. Why do hypocrite coaches who get paid millions of dollars get to criticize unpaid student athletes who do what's best for them?
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"I've got to find a German way to tell him that fouling is stupid." 😂 Never change, @umichbball's @JohnBeilein.

John Beilien on Moe Wagner

John Beilien speaks on Moe Wagner with Mike Hall after the Wolverines beat Nebraska in the quarterfinals on Friday.

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No one could have predicted that the US would win curling gold, right? Actually, the Simpsons did in a February 14, 2010 episode. They beat Sweden, who the US happened to beat to win gold today (H/T @dansnierson)
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Love love love. Not only does this demonstrate a normal distribution- you can also see chaos theory at the heart of the variance that causes said distribution. teapaw.org/ChrisDanforth/status/9…
Chris Danforth (@ChrisDanforth) profile pictureChris Danforth@ChrisDanforth23 Feb 2018
Statistics in slow motion
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Trump shattered the moral authority of his Presidency during Charlottesville. It can never be restored. We live in the surreal world where the words of the POTUS have no meaning. His presence brings no comfort. He is an avatar of disunion, division; selfishness and immorality
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“You’re afraid we will take away your guns. We’re afraid your guns will take away our children. We haven’t taken any of your guns. Your guns have taken too many of our children. Whose fears are unfounded?”
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Dear Marco Rubio, As a student who was inside the school while an active shooter was wreaking terror and havoc on my teachers and classmates with an AR-15, I would just like to say, YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND.
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Tom Davies@TomDaviesIND15 Feb 2018
EXCLUSIVE: An Associated Press review finds GOP Indiana Senate candidate Todd Rokita has spent roughly $3 million of public money in promoting himself while in elected offices (by @BrianSlodysko) apnews.com/2980c13394f24f788…
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Tig Notaro@TigNotaro14 Feb 2018
I think the most important right is the right of a child not getting murdered while at school. Yes?
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daaaaaamn @NYDailyNews.
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Josh@iwearaonesie10 Feb 2018
*forgets why I walked into a room* *remembers lyrics to a song I heard once 20 years ago*
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It is absurd that people have to crowdfund: * Healthcare * Food * School supplies * Burial costs * Science * Legal representation * Bail * Clean water That people are using crowding platforms for them does not signal a success of the platform; it signals a failure of society.
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If I were in the crowd at the #Olympics right now.
The #Olympics haven’t technically started, and there’s already been a #curling injury
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Can’t wait to watch the biathlon in a week you in @DAVELEE3?
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Why is evaporated milk a liquid? In fact, if it’s evaporated, why does it exist at all?
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COLLEAGUES: You're very young. You must know Snapchat! ME: I'm 35! STUDENTS: It's so weird you remember before the Internet. You're really old. ME: I'm 35! SOCIETY: Feckless millennial, you destroy all you see with your entitlement and your avocados. ME: (weeping) I'm 35...
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