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@irlcathycomic

current nobody, aspiring somebody. jersey girl. jewsey girl. perpetually unemployed. always looking for friends. bigots not welcome. (she/her)

 probably in bed
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Joined April 2009
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Hey! If you are: - in the biz, or mutuals with/followed by me - into queer shit - into spooky shit (especially vamps) - not above a campy, trashy, self-aware YA romp DM to read my pilot. I am unrepped, completely green. Looking to start my journey.
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Someone once asked him how he felt about the fact his father was gay, and he was like "why would I give a fuck??? That's my dad." Respect.
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@PinkNewsNov 6
Rober De Niro has opened up about his daughter who recently came out as transgender, saying 'I don't know what the big deal is' 🏳️‍⚧️
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Billy, when ao3 is back up, I think you have a future there
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I really wish they'd kept the scene where I wrestled Nathan, Borat style. Full top mount. His little Canadian frame struggling beneath me. I thought he was in on the joke. Until he wasn't. Imagine realizing that in camera
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She’s married to Ashton Kushner
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Replying to @swiftyfan6
I’ve been a swiftie since speak now era, but showgirl was so weak, the encore release was a joke, and now this. It’s not just what Karlie did; she’s married to Ashton Kushner, who’s involved with sexual predators and brothers with Jared, a Mossad spy and Trump’s senior counselor.
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Firewall With Me♀ (@razorgrrrl) profile pictureFirewall With Me♀@razorgrrrlNov 7
If you’re a grown man and you still hold a grudge against female teachers or authority figures who were just trying to do their jobs or had your best interests in mind (and absolutely zero real abuse or neglect occurred!) then you need some real problems
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What's worth getting at Olive Garden? I have to go for a family thing. Haven't been in ages.
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extremely cryptic notification from my tracking app
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but also like... idk??? you tell me????? that's kind of like... your whole thing.
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Give me your pick for most grating song from a musical. Preferably stage, but movie is fine.
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I despise that one song from R*nt. Also, Tomorrow from Annie.
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boe jurrow (@terastalize) profile pictureboe jurrow@terastalize23h
dutch is a beautiful language
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I want to watch the movie, but does she wear this wig the whole time?
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@netflixNov 8
She must have sex with Jon Hamm. Gail Daughtry and the Celebrity Sex Pass, from the minds behind Wet Hot American Summer, is now on Netflix.
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Why would you call it Wildwood and not have them go to Mack's or get some Polish water ice on the boardwalk..... smdh
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if you guys were from jersey, you would laugh
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Charlie Kirk (@charliekirk11) profile pictureCharlie Kirk
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You can tell a lot about a person by how they react when someone dies.
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I love my country Philadelphia.
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cibo mc@cibocibocibocibNov 6
My roomate had an epiphany last night
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Hundreds of people in Chicago gathered today to attempt to move the city's famous Bean sculpture "7 inches to the left" They failed to move it Event organizers wanted to move it because they believe a man is inside the Bean
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I'm glad the cast of Wildwood all got their brows laminated before the shoot.
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men would rather be beat as a child than learn to process their feelings
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@DreamLeaf5Nov 7
What the fuck does this even mean
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Having a room in the house that's just for show, and having bought that house in your 20s
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@AbakpaJobNov 6
Millennials, what was considered completely NORMAL in 2005 that would be absolutely unhinged today?
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