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Hell of a day
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Oh no maybe he’ll miss a few more games
3 more women have accused Josh Jacobs of physical abuse, per @mattschneidman One of the women (from 2022) didn’t report abuse because Jacobs told her she could be deported.
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Haribo is running circles around other gummies. Just absolutely destroying other brands. A total domination.
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Peters hasn’t been great, but now the team doesn’t have a single first round pick on the team from before 2024. That is bad.
#Commanders DT Daron Payne suffered a significant foot injury in practice today and will likely be placed on season ending IR, per @RapSheet.
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Kick him out of the league
Josh Jacobs just did a handcuffs celebration after being arrested for beating his girlfriend Omg 😬😬
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RIP Demon
Patrick Stewart, who will be remembered most for his roles as Captain Jean-Luc Picard on “Star Trek: The Next Generation” and as Professor Charles Xavier in the “X-Men” films, has died at 86. variety.com/2026/tv/news/pat…
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The American dream just got three times more expensive. per WSJ. 10 years ago: Mortgage rate: 3.4% Median home price: $235,000 Monthly payment: about $830 Today: Mortgage rate: 7.4% Median home price: $418,000 Monthly payment: about $2,300 Home prices are up 78%.
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Everyone on this list has played 6 games.except Jayden Daniels..... who has played 3 and a half
Most total 1st downs or TD in the 4th quarter of one-score games this season: 1. Josh Allen – 25 2. Matthew Stafford – 24 3. Deshaun Watson – 21 4. Tyler Shough – 20 5. Jayden Daniels – 17 5. C.J. Stroud – 17 5. Aaron Rodgers - 17
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Fans really insecure defending Jayden nonstop. Just ignore the trolls.
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If commanders win the division with like 8 wins and keep Dan Quinn…………………………..
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I am so bummed about Terry. He’s my all time favorite receiver in team history.
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Is Philly or Indy about to fleece the Giants for a running back?
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Commanders spread it out and allowed Jayden Daniels to win with his arm/legs down the field the entire 2nd half but run a draw to Jeremy McNichols on 3-3 in the red zone, taking the ball out of their best players hands when it mattered most. Head scratcher.
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Not one play to get chunk yards and go out of bounds? Coaches are morons.
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Blough doesn’t have any quick plays to get a few yards and get out of bounds? I hate this shit.
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I hate that call on 4th and 3 man
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Chris Paul fucked this team with that idiotic penalty. McNichols had 6!
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Outside of Jayden, is there a single unit that is better than before Peters was hired? Anything?
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Dude these receivers are WIDE open lmao
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Might be the last time we see Terry in a Washington uniform. I am sad.
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DQ deferred to the undefeated 49ers lmao. Get this guy outta here please.
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