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baby smith

@itsBABYSMITH

i have a penchant for the word penchant

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Joined September 2009
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just gave my dog a standing ovation for yawning cutely
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Quantum mechanics says this is neither insomnia nor the perfect time to vacuum. It’s both
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whoever ordered the boxes must have had a stuffy nose
Image from Uncle Duke (@UncleDuke1969)
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Katie D@KatieDeal9924 Feb 2023
If I look up a recipe for cookie dough to snack on the first ingredient had better not be chickpeas or so help me god
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son: what was your first job? me: fuel transfer engineer wife: he was a cashier at a gas station me: yes, that's what I said
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Any minute now the cactuses are just going to start walking around and we're all going to be like how did we not see this coming
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what my boss said: we're all in this together what I heard: everyone here is equally miserable, don't act special
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I’ve been here 12 years and don’t know who any of you are.
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If you can’t handle me at my Oxford comma, you don’t deserve me at my semicolon usage.
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If I could do it all over again I would experience an overwhelming sense of deja vu.
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I can’t enjoy movie car chases. That fruit stand was some guy’s livelihood, man.
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Darla
@ddsmidt2 Mar 2017
I'm a very caring person, but I also have a pretty strong sense of "whatever."
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Jeff Goldbloom
Image from .:RiotGrlErin:. (@RiotGrlErin)
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SD@StupiDucker26 Jan 2023
At what age does one stop referring to them as pants and start calling them trousers?
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Adrian Dad@StyloDad24 Feb 2023
One printing in grayscale emoji please
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Stacey
@skittle62415 Feb 2023
It has finally happened. I have officially become one with my tater tots.
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