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Tampa, FL
Joined February 2014
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I just dismantled and disrespected an entire rotisserie chicken to the face
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Dear Lord in Heaven good night Irene
Inde Navarrette for David Yurman 📷
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Yo wattup you fucking cabbage
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more like gaylight savings
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I always stick around for the full credits of a movie to see if I was in it or helped make it.
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British people will google stuff like "whys me arse mingin" or "whys me arse pure hummin of shite"
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trick or treat fuck my feet
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Bro how come girls can smoke so much fucking weed and be all cutesie and shit like “tehehe I’m high” and if I do it I feel like I’m in Davy Jokes Locker
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71 degrees on Halloween? Ima have my dick out
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My bitch wife stopped letting me pick off and eat the white residue on her vibrators this house is a fucking prison
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Holy shit my dick smells like a tonsil stone
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Please, Mr. Fаggot Retard was my father
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One time i saw guy with down syndrome using a gift card at best buy to get candy
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white people be like the office got me through my labradoodle’s eczema battle
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Why not us?
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5 nights at uncle pussy's
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First base coach talking to a runner: "Ok so stay here until you can go to the next one. If you get to that one try to get to the third one. A colleague of mine is waiting there for you"
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Oim addicteed to me wife's clam
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If it don’t sound like a track team racing in flip flops I don’t want it
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