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Bill M.

@itsbillm

Muscovy manager. Mischief maker. Musician. Mathematician. Magister. Meritocracist. Materialist. Misanthrope. Masshole. Mensan. 'Murican. Male. Married.

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Joined June 2015
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Today I learned that this reponse works for unsubscribing to text spam.
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niveK nija@niveKnijaNov 13
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
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Xi Van Fleet
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“You are poor because they are rich” is the old Communist tactic for inciting class struggle. Under Mao, the CCP erased the landed class and private property owners. The result? Everyone became poorer—and up to 50 million people starved to death.
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BILLIONAIRES. ARE. THE. REASON. YOU. ARE. STRUGGLING. NOT. IMMIGRANTS.
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Someone sent me this stuff this morning and listening to those two songs in their entirety blew my mind. How great of a band we were! It inspired me and the next time someone asks me “What do you think you brought the Van Halen?” I’m going to say go listen to Right Now, When It’s Love, Seventh Seal, Love Walks In. I think that should answer your question. #BeautifulMemories #VanHagar @CharismaticVox #BethRoars
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I've seen others use this list before.
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@TedExpoNov 13
Replying to @DrKarlynB @paleochristcon
Here are a few other gems to expect from him tonight:
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The entire W.A.S.P. Camp are deeply saddened to hear of the passing of our original drummer, Tony Richards. He will forever be missed. We in the W.A.S.P. Camp would like to wish his family our deepest condolences. Blackie Lawless
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Here's one I made for you fellow music nerds. Inspired by a post I saw from @foundring1.
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There's at least one I-V-vi-IV song I *do* like, but its defense, it at least includes dynamics, a guitar solo, a key change, and stuff other than power chords. I can't say the same about the later songs. youtu.be/Zy9aB4WrgqM?is=81yM…
[HD] The Police - So Lonely (HP 1979)

[HD] The Police - So Lonely (HP 1979)

The Police - So Lonely (Hatfield Polytechnic 1979)

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Replying to @itsbillm @foundring1
For reference: youtu.be/5pidokakU4I?is=dJRD…
Axis of Awesome - 4 Four Chord Song (with song titles)

Axis of Awesome - 4 Four Chord Song (with song titles)

Australian comedy group 'Axis Of Awesome' perform a sketch from the...

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What a time to be alive.
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@dripbitsnftNov 9
I didn’t expect to see Ronald chillen with pennywise and the crew of evil clowns 😂
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Did you know this trick?
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Trev Retro@TrevRetroNov 10
This insane. AI slop is getting good! All the action cops in one place 😂
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I guess even pussy can get blue balls.
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The Lost Star Wars Audition Tapes AI-Generated Parody | Created by @thisaintcanon #funny #80s #movie #nostalgia #parody
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You can literally "get all of your #ducks in a row" when they're walking on their own. There's probably some philosophical lesson in this. Maybe.
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Bill M.@itsbillmNov 7
Replying to @foundring1
With the way that pop music gets dumbed down with each generation, I have a prediction that later this century, the #1 song on the chart will a song titled "LUV", whose only notes will be C and its octave, and the only lyrics are word "love", repeated.
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I love Election Day. That means no more ads or any more of those ugly signs on the road.
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I haven’t seen a fight where everyone lost.
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He does at least end on an optimistic note.
Ron Paul (@RonPaul) profile pictureRon Paul
@RonPaulNov 2
The Anti-Climactic Authoritarian Midterms
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