Cincy girl; Bengals & Reds fan (long before it was cool); author/writer and editor; Wally's human; appreciative of kindness and honesty.
Cincinnati, Ohio
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Look boys! More rage bait! 😏
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If you’re looking for entertainment, hop over to my previous tweet, which has triggered a lot of fragile men who think they’re “hurting” me with their words. They don’t realize that all they’re doing is proving that they couldn’t even hold my beer. 😏
This is disheartening (and pretty reprehensible) after you held your mom’s hand as she took her last gasp for breath because cigarettes destroyed her lungs and took the quality of life from her final 10 years with us. But at least they’ll have a ring, I guess?
The Brewers regarded smoking cigarettes before games as a good luck charm and their motto was ‘if we smoke heaters in the cage, we will smoke heaters in the game’
Christian Yelich on this:
“You walk by the cage and see the cigs lit and you’re like, the boys are ready to rock.”
(Via @JeffPassan)
At an eye doc appointment. Really hoping I get to wear this bad boy! Also, tests would be way better if they said, “Stare straight at the picture of the puppy (or, even better, Joey Votto),” instead of a boring circle.
You may have anxiety issues if you suddenly worry you’re going to receive a wage garnishment notice from HR because Columbia House is suing you for all the CDs you didn’t pay for plus interest. Or, you’re having a bad week and have an overactive imagination. 🤷🏼♀️
For those of you waiting for the Little House on the Prairie fashion trend to come back, boy do I have good news for you.
When I am president, I will sign an Executive Order banning politicians from calling and texting people. Any offenders will be punished by having to listen to dinging, ringing, and the kid from Better of Dead yelling, “$2!” 24x7 for 4,256 years.
The comments… chef’s kiss
GREAT news for St. Louis & our nation.
I worked with the Trump Admin to bring production of the Navy's next fighter to MO.
The F/A-XX will give the Navy advanced, next-gen capabilities, & Boeing STL will carry on the proud tradition of building our military’s fighters.
Welcome to Fighterland, USA!
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This is not journalism. This is violating (again) an alleged victim so she drops the civil suit. It’s about asserting power over women in every way. This “man” is one example of why women don’t report assaults, and he’s giving real men a bad rep. Don’t be like Mike.
Kim ❤️🤍⚾️&🧡🖤🏈 retweeted
This is DA Matthew Van Houten. He and his office determined the 7 rapists could walk free without criminal charge.
Yes. Several times. The first attempt was when I was about 5 or 6 years old. Thankfully, I escaped that, but I couldn’t escape all of them. I didn’t report any of them, and very few people know about them.
Yep. Sounds about right.
The last 24 hours of news as a woman:
- A man jacks off to the woman next to him on a plane. United makes her return to her seat.
- 7 frat boys drug and gang rape a student for hours, and advertise “free p*ssy” to their frat. Cornell makes them write essays.
- A football player rapes a student. LSU reduces his suspension.
- A teen boy stalks and stabs a girl 10 times. Courts grant only a restraining order.
- Brendan Carr spent 9 years in a cult raping teen girls. Trump made him FCC Chair.
This. Find me, and I guarantee Dude will never do it again.
If you’re a 25 year old woman on a plane and the man next to you starts masturbating and the flight crew won’t deal with it properly, find a Gen X woman seated nearby.
We have been preparing for this moment since 1999 and we would be delighted to handle the situation.
@united should be embarrassed