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Ismael

@izzyfoshizzy

Nothing changes if nothing changes

 San Antonio, TX
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Joined July 2011
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I remember my ex gf’s best friend posted a story of them and I replied to it with heart eyes thinking it was my ex’s account for some reason and it turned into a big deal
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Chud fatigue is hitting everyone...
PartiKing (@parti_king) profile picturePartiKing
@parti_kingNov 7
Clavicular gets called N****GER at the bar by a white guy and freaks out😳 “Get the f*ck away from me”
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michelle@twinsisyphus19h
Jerry Trainor is so great at physical comedy he should have been a bigger star I could kinda see him in it’s always sunny or something like that idk
RamenRetro🍩 (@ramenretro1) profile pictureRamenRetro🍩@ramenretro1Nov 8
I never understood why this iCarly episode became Seinfeld Midway through like which kid was gonna get this reference
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Idk why I still to this day let Roger egg me on to tweet dumb shit
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This is the right wing Zoomer late night talk show apparently … never watched but starting to get it. Dude is an elite level comedian. This is a standup bit a professional works for weeks to perfect and he’s shooting from the hip on live stream. Hilarious.
Emerson Green (@waldenpod) profile pictureEmerson Green@waldenpodNov 7
There’s just no way around the fact that this is the funniest video of the entire year
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I like when media directed to kids do it because you get latter in life Also, Gibby as George and Spencer as Kramer is actually pretty funny
RamenRetro🍩 (@ramenretro1) profile pictureRamenRetro🍩@ramenretro1Nov 8
I never understood why this iCarly episode became Seinfeld Midway through like which kid was gonna get this reference
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kunal@KunalTandonNov 7
Not to get too political, but do any red states have BBQ that competes with blue states?
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A 17-year-old girl held captive for over 500 days was rescued after secretly asking another teenager she met through ‘Among Us’ for help Her captor had given her a phone with no cellular data but Wi-Fi access, allowing her to play the game After moving their conversation to another app, she revealed she was being held captive. The other teen alerted a parent, who contacted the FBI, leading to her rescue
Image from Culture Crave 🍿 (@CultureCrave)
Image from Culture Crave 🍿 (@CultureCrave)
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i bet it feels good as fuck when your shot forces the other team to call a timeout
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pickup basketball is what we were put on this earth to do
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Flirting at the bar on Halloween: “yeah no I’ve never been in love”
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Replying to @SevaUT
Recent essay on this by @SCP_Hughes worksinprogress.co/issue/did…
Did medieval people love their children? - Works in Progress Magazine

Did medieval people love their children?  - Works in Progress Magazine

Is it really plausible that children survived the hardship of medieval life without devoted parents?

worksinprogress.co
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WEMBY 3 BLOCKS IN 10 SECONDS. INSANE.
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fun fact: I was on america's next top model when obama was elected president and production came in and was like...obama is the new president! but you can't talk about current events, we just wanted to let you know lol.
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This is the best single game mixtape I’ve ever seen dawg what the hell even is this😂😂
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if you missed the texas election results but saw this wemby performance you're pretty much caught up
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Get Wemby the FUCK back on the court
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Damn, he was working Jordan
Ballislife.com (@Ballislife) profile pictureBallislife.com
@BallislifeNov 4
Not many 7 FOOTERS in NBA history could run, jump, shoot and play D like The Admiral and the Spurs have another! David Robinson made his NBA debut 37 years ago today: 23 PTS, 17 REB, 3 BLK (55% FG)
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Holy shit did yall see Wemby get 3 blocks back to back to back
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ً@skburninNov 4
bitch i’m back out my coma
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