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Honestly if they sent a honeypot after me she’d probably fall in love with me and betray China
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This is the right wing Zoomer late night talk show apparently … never watched but starting to get it.
Dude is an elite level comedian. This is a standup bit a professional works for weeks to perfect and he’s shooting from the hip on live stream.
Hilarious.
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Not to get too political, but do any red states have BBQ that competes with blue states?
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A 17-year-old girl held captive for over 500 days was rescued after secretly asking another teenager she met through ‘Among Us’ for help
Her captor had given her a phone with no cellular data but Wi-Fi access, allowing her to play the game
After moving their conversation to another app, she revealed she was being held captive. The other teen alerted a parent, who contacted the FBI, leading to her rescue
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Replying to @SevaUT
Recent essay on this by @SCP_Hughes worksinprogress.co/issue/did…
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fun fact: I was on america's next top model when obama was elected president and production came in and was like...obama is the new president! but you can't talk about current events, we just wanted to let you know lol.
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This is the best single game mixtape I’ve ever seen dawg what the hell even is this😂😂
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if you missed the texas election results but saw this wemby performance you're pretty much caught up
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I’m so deadass when I ask this how did Pat Bev get that camera like ts was frying me 😭😭




























