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San Antonio, TX
Joined July 2011
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Honestly if they sent a honeypot after me she’d probably fall in love with me and betray China
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Chud fatigue is hitting everyone...
Clavicular gets called N****GER at the bar by a white guy and freaks out😳 “Get the f*ck away from me”
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Jerry Trainor is so great at physical comedy he should have been a bigger star I could kinda see him in it’s always sunny or something like that idk
I never understood why this iCarly episode became Seinfeld Midway through like which kid was gonna get this reference
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This is the right wing Zoomer late night talk show apparently … never watched but starting to get it. Dude is an elite level comedian. This is a standup bit a professional works for weeks to perfect and he’s shooting from the hip on live stream. Hilarious.
There’s just no way around the fact that this is the funniest video of the entire year
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I like when media directed to kids do it because you get latter in life Also, Gibby as George and Spencer as Kramer is actually pretty funny
I never understood why this iCarly episode became Seinfeld Midway through like which kid was gonna get this reference
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Ismael retweeted
Not to get too political, but do any red states have BBQ that competes with blue states?
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A 17-year-old girl held captive for over 500 days was rescued after secretly asking another teenager she met through ‘Among Us’ for help Her captor had given her a phone with no cellular data but Wi-Fi access, allowing her to play the game After moving their conversation to another app, she revealed she was being held captive. The other teen alerted a parent, who contacted the FBI, leading to her rescue
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i bet it feels good as fuck when your shot forces the other team to call a timeout
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pickup basketball is what we were put on this earth to do
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WEMBY 3 BLOCKS IN 10 SECONDS. INSANE.
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fun fact: I was on america's next top model when obama was elected president and production came in and was like...obama is the new president! but you can't talk about current events, we just wanted to let you know lol.
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This is the best single game mixtape I’ve ever seen dawg what the hell even is this😂😂
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if you missed the texas election results but saw this wemby performance you're pretty much caught up
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Ismael retweeted
bitch i’m back out my coma
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Ismael retweeted
only mexico city can save me
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I’m so deadass when I ask this how did Pat Bev get that camera like ts was frying me 😭😭
Funniest game of all time
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Yk how bad you gotta be as a president for Texas to flip to blue
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He never seen a shot he didn’t like
NO WAY MPJ started shooting his shot mid interview 😂😂😂
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Ismael retweeted
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JUST IN: Trump says US is stopping $4 billion aid to Israel
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