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Joined December 2015
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she walton on my goggins
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Just… don’t Obama this. Undo the harm, prosecute their crimes, and change people’s lives
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can yall watch him while i go smoke
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Democrats must be absolutely ruthless now. No “healing the nation”. No “moving on”, no “reconciliation”, no “bridging the gaps”. No “if they go low, we go high”. No Obamism. Subpoena, impeach, prosecute, imprison. Trumpism is criminal & should be treated as such. - AshMordant
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Now dump Jeffries and Schumer.
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.@Pontifex this would be a really funny time to excommunicate him.
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I want 10 million illegal immigrants drunk driving on the street by midnight
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angie nixon should be allowed to shoot chuck schumer with a gun
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For You algorithm feeding me nothing but “Dems are not looking good” tweets all of a sudden.
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every single dc cockroach is quickly scurrying to pretend like they were on board with abdul the entire time. absolutely pathetic stuff, and what's worse is there will be no comeuppance for the media's complicity in this disgusting islamophobic charade they've orchestrated
It's been good for fundraising and media attention, but next week Republicans are going to realize that it was a mistake to center their attacks on El-Sayed so heavily on Israel where public opinion has become very left-wing rather than just talk about energy & crime & taxes.
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🚨BREAKING: Ballot machines in Bofa county are currently shut down. Monitoring the situation.
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Remember to spend all day today obsessively analyzing election day turnout numbers. There is a secret data point in there only you can find and your preferred candidate will only win if you do.
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They are giving out buzzballs if you vote a straight Democrat ticket
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they should send you a sticker with your ballot when you vote by mail so you don't feel left out
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A perfect example of why monopolies should be crushed out of existence.
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We got your back, New York!
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Several figures here aren’t federal results or NY-specific. The $472B combines US wide pledges: Micron's $250B is nationwide (NY site $100B) Anthropic's $50B covers TX and NY. The 48% murder drop is from NY's state run GIVE program (28 departments, Jan – May 2026). arkolith.com/news/news-micr… therepublic.com/?p=843020 governor.ny.gov/news/safer-str…
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lmao this is insane
It’s crazy that Pete Ricketts is running this ad the day BEFORE the election, but here we are.
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Ross Douthat looks like a blob fish
60 Minutes' Ross Douthat makes a fool out of himself trying to claim the Saudi Lobby is similar in power to the Israel Lobby. "[$33 million] was spent by AIPAC [against me]," Abdul El-Sayed counters. "Can you point to any other spending [like that]?!"
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If they booted Haley Stevens from the Democratic Party in like 24 hours, what's stopping them from doing the same to John Fetterman?
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Judd Apatow compiling Norm Macdonald youtube clips and releasing them as a documentary
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