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It would be true historical poetry if Trump got impeached for lying about giving Bill Clinton oral sex.
Out of town and worrying about my house possibly burning down and losing everything I ever owned. The thing that is most unnerving is thanks to Elon and Zuckerberg, it's incredibly hard for me to find good information through clickbait disinformation.
I didn't expect Fat Joe to give maybe the best endorsements I've ever seen, but wow, it really might be.
Fat Joe: I got to explain to you...I am a sucker for a good laugh. I'm the guy they throw out the movie theater because the movie's too funny and I'm making too much noise. I'm the guy that you can roast me in the comedy club and I will laugh with you all the way out. The other day in Madison Square Garden, that was no joke, ladies and gentlemen. That was no joke. And it was filled with so much hate. Hatred of Jewish people. Hatred of Black people. Carving watermelons. Calling Puerto Rico an 'island of garbage.' My Latinos, where is your pride? I don't know why, but if I'm speaking to some undecided Puerto Ricans, especially in Pennsylvania, what more they gotta do to show you who they are. I'm telling you. And the thing about Fat Joe, if you don't know him—he's authentic. He will not sell his soul for nobody in the world. If I tell you Kamala Harris is with us, she's with us.
At an event where he's trying to shore up support with women, Trump makes a joke about Mike Tyson physically assaulting Kamala Harris. Sure, it's offensive, but it's also a clear sign his brain is mush.
It's not just striking how many republican polls there are this season; it's also striking how few independent polls there are left.
Remember when yesterday we found proof there was an ongoing relationship between Jeffrey Epstein and The Trump Whitehouse? He’d probably rather you talk about how he blew a microphone though.
This time next week we may never have to concern ourselves with Donald Trump or Ted Cruz ever again.
Countdown to Trump saying some really crazy stuff to distract from this:
Tucker is a grown man who had a bad dream and now insists there was an actual monster in his room. A perfect metaphor for the modern GOP.
Listen I don't wanna tell anyone how to do their job but if a guy tells you a demon scratched him in the dead of night and left bleeding scars under his arms you ask to see the scars. teapaw.org/scooter_downey/status/…
Can someone dress up as Fred Trump for Halloween and tell Donald you love him so we can finally move on from the nation having to deal with this baby's unprocessed trauma?
If you are dismissing the concern that Trump will be a tyrant, realize that major newspapers are already submitting at the mere possibility of his election.
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The real Twitter Files is happening right now. Not a good faith effort to prevent disinformation this time. Now just pure political hackery.
Mine was suspended too, for "suspicious activity." Please help restore my account at a new address, @RealCraigUnger. @atrupar
It’s insane how much Trump is disintegrating. Worse every day. At this rate he’ll be wheelchair bound by next year.
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