Jack (@jackwat_) header
Jack (@jackwat_) profile picture

Armchair pundit. Expert. Views my own.

Birmingham
Joined November 2011
Photo by Jack (@jackwat_)Photo by Jack (@jackwat_)Photo by Jack (@jackwat_)Photo by Jack (@jackwat_)Photo by Jack (@jackwat_)Photo by Jack (@jackwat_)Photo by Jack (@jackwat_)Photo by Jack (@jackwat_)Photo by Jack (@jackwat_)Photo by Jack (@jackwat_)
Pinned Tweet
Sir Abel it was a pleasure to see you this weeknd
1
11
3,928
Best country in the world.
Not sure what @YorkshireWater’s procedure is for repairing a manhole, but I’m struggling to see where the knee slide fits into it 😂😂
3
37
3,538
213,762
Isaac Price's 2026/27 season so far: ⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️ 🅰️🅰️🅰️ 📸 Tyler Price
7
22
326
7,751
GTA 6 out next week I wonder how long it takes SONY & Microsoft to release a new gen console. Think it was only a few months after GTA V released they both had one coming
1
101
La transition de l’année 😭
156
4,582
362
41,799
4,375,860
Jack retweeted
When you’ve selected all the pictures with buses but now have to do fire hydrants
113
6,251
162
62,439
1,169,831
Definitely didn’t leave the cinema feeling like I just watched a gigantic award winning movie tbh, especially not an Oscar ffs but it’s a great experience anyway. Robert Pattinson is the best in the world at the minute
Just put the Oscar in the bag bro
4
427
Jack retweeted
This must feel absolutely incredible
A squirrel in Stirling found a Tunnock's Caramel Wafer on the wet pavement and sat down to eat it like it was his. He looks like he'll survive the winter nicely, [📸: Jared Bowe (via IG)]
76
2,083
24
42,831
1,110,666
Absolutely the fuck not. I’d stop picking up
I love a woman who call me all day. Wtf you want now babes
1
118
Jack retweeted
This is such a perfect goal man #wba
8
74
7
1,173
198,325
This will be world class I just know it
HBO's 'HARRY POTTER' series episode durations have leaked: Episode 1 – 58 minutes Episode 2 – 39 minutes Episode 3 – 44 minutes Episode 4 – 41 minutes Episode 5 – 46 minutes Episode 6 – 37 minutes Episode 7 – 42 minutes Episode 8 – 1 hour and 2 minutes This means the series has over 3 hours more footage than the first movie adaptation of the book.
1
2
220
Jack retweeted
Noted, never fuck with a professional comedian. ☠️
Replying to @TMZ
Years of work and somehow the truth is what she can’t swallow 🤦🏻‍♂️
53
856
8
36,616
4,446,412
Genuinely haven't got a clue what they want this lot
This is an absolute fucking pisstaker why are migrant invaders putting poppy’s and lest we forget on the windows of this hotel in Flore Northamptonshire… what is going on
22
100
2
5,633
220,503
Omg Liam Delap that’s a worldie
138
Brayann Pereira is one of the best footballers at the club. Only gets better & better each game.. What an incredible signing
39
778
Jack retweeted
Jonny Wilkinson’s recent content is extraordinary
2
1
17
1,026
Batman and bond at the same time might be the biggest flex in history
Robert Pattinson has tested for the role of James Bond. (Source: hollywoodreporter.com/movies…)
1
2
188
Jack retweeted
I think it’s good Australians see this. He was never going to miss that drop goal in 2003.
We all need a little loosener sometimes!
15
76
1
2,714
298,473
There’s no way Norwich don’t go up in my eyes, got the best collection of future stars in the league, probably the best gaffer on paper, they score minimum 3 goals most weeks & they’re finally hitting form. Somehow lost 6 in a row & still find themselves 2 points off playoffs 😂
122
This article is crazy. Her pops has gotta be locked up for life, absolute sicko. Side note - whoever the journalist(s) were employed on this story deserve a huge financial package. This would never have been uncovered without them & Markles own son coming through
EXCLUSIVE: Meghan Markle's estranged dad Thomas is arrested in Florida for possessing child sex abuse material after the Daily Mail reported him to the FBI over his disturbing Mexico storage unit trib.al/vCQ5gRj
60
Jack retweeted
Just watching Lukaku's 100 PL goals on YouTube and wow his build between WBA > Everton was the perfect striker archetype [for me] - Drogba / Haaland-type. Everton his legs bulked massively and probably gave him more of a powerhouse-type profile but lean, tall, broad shoulders, such pure strength. But the nimbleness at WBA, his shifts of his feet on / off the ball. Such a brilliant centre forward.
45
135
31
3,796
215,087