Aspiring Filmmaker, Transformers Guy, Movie Man, Indie Music Fella
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I would've written some amazing episodes of television for several shows had I not been 8 years old in 2005.
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At a certain point in adulthood you the things that you get excited about become an Immersion blender and all of the things you can make now that you have an immersion blender.
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Out having lunch and they're playing a country station here, and there's a song playing called "Your wife is dead" and it's just this woman badmouthing this guy's dead wife and going "You should fuck me because I was cool enough to not die" and I think that's hilarious.
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See now this is worse than the cheating shit, lead with this next time. Infidelity sucks yeah but this is tantamount to fraud.
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In not uncertain terms: Trump, Hegseth, and Rubio actually do this? Throw them in Prison in January. Should be the first act of the new Congress.
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This is a ploy to privatize air traffic control. They’ve wanted to do this for decades. It was part of project 2025.
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i hope i don’t get trouble for this one. warning: trans woman does political stand up
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this is not the first time DSA Watch has shown themselves to be a totally miserable loser who will issue blatantly false copyright claims to remove content that makes them look bad:
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DSA Watch (@DSA_Watch) just copyright struck my entire YouTube video—simply because that video occasionally displayed screenshots of their own tweets while I criticized them.
the video (which is two months old) discussed how they amplified what I believe to be a dishonest portrayal of one of Hasan’s (@hasanthehun) stream segments, seemingly to damage Abdul El-Sayed’s Senate campaign.
I also talk about how this account just generally kind of sucks, like how they perpetuated the same “return to lynchings” claim Scott Jennings is currently being sued over (lol)
their response is now to claim I've infringed upon their copyright through unauthorized user of their official “logo”—which is really just their fucking profile picture, sparsely shown on screen in the video because it is 𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘵𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘐 𝘢𝘮 𝘤𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘻𝘪𝘯𝘨
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Some personal news:
Yesterday was my last day at Microsoft.
Today, I started a brand new job at the FAA and things are going pretty well!
You guys do know he meant "at the Streamer Awards" right? Far as I can tell he was not literally robbed, he meant it in the (most likely joking) way you say when you don't win an award.
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Circling back to this, it's incredibly funny that they just made him Ben Shapiro.
Ti West says that Scrooge uses logic & good arguments against others in his movie ‘EBENEZER’.
“As his Scrooge cuts someone down verbally or as he makes a financial point or withdraws, you do understand why he’s doing it.”
(Source: ew.com/ebenezer-ian-mckellen…)
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