@jameswillout

I can’t explain me

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Joined May 2021
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Seize the day.…tomorrow
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Before I go to bed I like to drink whisky and argue with myself..
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The taxman is the only guy who fucks me in the ass…
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🤣😂🤣
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James retweeted
Lionella@x_zaich7h
all tweet ups look like this
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No washing was done at the weekend and I’m already into the emergency pants drawer..
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I prefer life sugarcoated
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I love how every airport has people walking like they're in an action movie and people who look like they just woke up.
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For some people, being sober isn't overrated. It's underachieving . . .
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That's the spirit. *me pointing out the ghosts at Halloween
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This Halloween my dick is going as Frankenstein’s one eyed monster…
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A love that sees you, chooses you, and cherishes you without hesitation…
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James retweeted
Lionella@x_zaichOct 25
all tweet ups look like this
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Sunday’s should be for making sex tapes and laughing bellyaches with you..
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Talk to the dick, he makes the decisions around here..
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Somehow this has still not gotten old 🤣
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Don’t mind me, I’m just going to dovetail into your life…
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totally not a portal to an underworld ruled by sleep paralysis demons
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When the attachment fades and the clarity hits.
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Starting something I shouldn’t
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Be the Dad joke you want to see in the world.
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