@jasonjasner

Enterprise storage nerd. Basketball. Kids. I own a chihuahua now.

 San Diego
Joined March 2011
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Just realized I have 3 fart apps on my phone, which is ridiculously immature for a man of 41. Can't decide which one to delete though.
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Replying to @BestBuySupport
@BestBuySupport @BestBuy Total member here with last ditch effort to get resolution before taking this to court. Laptop fails 3 times (same symptoms) within 2y warranty period. Local Geek Squad “can’t” junk out the lemon so I’m left with a $1300 paperweight.
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Multiple visits to store to try to get management help have hit a brick wall. Was offered $500 store credit but with purchase + 1st $100 repair chg + 3 Total membership fees I’m into this lemon for almost $2K. I’ve spent thousands since this purchase but this experience…
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without BB making it right will end all that and a loyal customer will be lost. Can I get some actual resolution?
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It's going to be very hard to remain an optimist after yesterday. Much easier to become cynical and think that everything is pointless. So I guess I'll try that for awhile.
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Never underestimate the power of large groups of stupid people. He was the worst POTUS in history. Impeached twice. Convicted felon. Tried to stage a coup. Sold state secrets. But hey …at least he isn’t an intelligent Black woman.
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Elon Musk at a Trump Rally
clare@sadderlizards15 Oct 2024
300mg caffeine no breakfast
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Do you think somebody possibly has video of Trump mocking the handicapped, demeaning US prisoners of war, boasting about sexually assaulting women, praising Vladimir Putin, or urging a violent attack on the US Capitol? That would be huge.
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Replying to @ddale8
@ddale8 Now is not the time to look the other way. You signed up for this duty. Do your goddamn job.
Republican Accountability
@AccountableGOP19 Oct 2024
Trump: "Arnold Palmer was all man and I say that in all due respect to women, and I love women, but this is a guy that was all man...When he took showers with the other pros they came out of there, they said, ‘Oh my God. That's unbelievable.’”
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Please prove my cynical ass wrong tonight, @Padres and I promise you I will never doubt you again** ** this series
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Just fyi: when there is asymmetrical lying, there will be asymmetrical fact checking.
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Replying to @DragonflyJonez
Get the hell out of here Dennis!
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He made jumpers as exciting as posters. 1 of 1.
Got ‘Em@GotEm_Coach8 Aug 2024
The best and greatest shooter to ever walk the planet. Look at this photo.
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Put Tim Walz on Hot Ones and the election is over
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Worth another try
Jason@jasonjasner15 Jun 2024
Crom I've never prayed to you. I have no tongue for it. No one will remember Luka & Kyrie were bad in PNR & allowed dribble penetration. All that matters is that two stood against many. So grant me one request. Grant me a Celtics L. And if you do not listen then to HELL with you.
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Crom I've never prayed to you. I have no tongue for it. No one will remember Luka & Kyrie were bad in PNR & allowed dribble penetration. All that matters is that two stood against many. So grant me one request. Grant me a Celtics L. And if you do not listen then to HELL with you.
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That’s Maurice Jones-Drew
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Jerry West checking out early to avoid seeing another Celtics championship is god-tier hater.
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Celtic guards getting downhill at will, then staying in front of kyrie on D, combined with PJ and DJJ missing 3s like it’s their job. This is my nightmare.
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To our neighbors of the South. Tho we’ve had many disagreements in the past, you’ve always had our support once you’ve reached the final round. We rooted for you against some of our very own. Against Shaq in 06. Against Bron in 2011. But now, you face our greatest enemy. Stay healthy. Stay focused. Watch your backs. Hell make sure they measure the baskets when you play. Also don’t stay in the city. But most important. Fuck Boston. Send our regards to Lord Cuban. -Laker fans
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Luka watching Minny warm up pregame. @NBAonTNT
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