Jay M

At this point the US is just driving around with the check engine light on and the radio turned up.

Part 2 of 2: I regret absolutely nothing. 🐦

Part 1 of 2: I spent an unreasonable amount of time talking to an Indian scammer about my clandestine pigeon operation. Here’s how that went.

Between the football team getting grounded and those girls on the Ring camera, Ole Miss is having a hell of a week with people ending up where they shouldn’t be.

I'm going to bed before somebody announces the ocean is on fire

Whoever just plugged in their Christmas decorations, can you unplug them for a second? We're trying to run a fucking country here.

Guys hear me out. What if the Outlook outage and the FAA shutdown are just distractions so they can delay GTA 6 again?

Me going into the weekend like

Somebody needs to check if the nation's entire infrastructure is plugged into the same fucking power strip

Outlook Outage Leaves 40 Million Americans Unable To Pretend They’re Busy By Forwarding Emails BREAKING NEWS | CORPORATE AMERICA Millions of office workers were left in complete panic Thursday after a @Microsoft Outlook outage temporarily eliminated their primary method of appearing productive. With no emails to forward or meetings to schedule, employees were reportedly forced to sit at their desks and confront the terrifying possibility that their jobs serve absolutely no purpose. @Microsoft has since restored service, allowing millions of Americans to resume typing “Just circling back” and “Per my last email” while accomplishing absolutely fucking nothing.

I miss when the weirdest thing advertised on this app was a flashlight that could supposedly blind a grizzly bear

I think we should all agree not to tell Microsoft when they finally fix it

BREAKING: Ford set to open new assembly plant in Michiganistan. They will proudly introduce the new 2028 Mosque-tang GT.

Labia is just women foreskin

A soldier having to remind the Secretary of Defense how to behave at the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier is the kind of government employee performance review you don’t see every day.

The GOP needs another Reagan. Someone who can unite conservatives, win independents, and actually articulate a vision for America. All while making conservatism appealing to the next generation.

“I like to smash rocks to make more rocks” - My son, 2026

You haven't experienced real fear until you've been passed by a Nissan Altima with three different colored doors doing 110 on I-45.

For a country so politically divided, we sure have a lot of bipartisan stupidity.