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Making reasonable observations in an increasingly unreasonable world. I have opinions. Most of them are unnecessary.

Joined April 2012
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Today in 2026, Astros DH Yordan Alvarez is unanimously named the American League Most Valuable Player, joining Jeff Bagwell and Jose Altuve as the only Astros to win the MVP award.
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Well you clearly are 😂 But don’t worry comrade. When the revolution comes, I’m sure they’ll redistribute some common sense to you.
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I don’t think we need two factor authorization to sign up for the Jersey Mike’s reward program. I think we can play that one a little loose.
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Replying to @lebanesesami
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Every day in Austin, people die from random shootings and fentanyl overdoses. The left refuses to lock up the offenders, clear drugs from the streets, or get addicts into treatment. Liberals instead strike a humane pose immediately after an ICE-involved shooting. Almost nothing is known about the incident, yet Democrats scramble to condemn ICE.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​ This is the political theatrics that no one actually subscribes to—if you have an IQ over 90.
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Oh my goodness. This is hard to watch. Idiots
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Replying to @FoxNews
I found Mitch
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We push advanced skills for basic firemen and we wonder why basic firemen can't advance hose lines. – at West Point, VA
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Well, maybe he's literally colorblind #Charlotte
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You’d be surprised how much you can learn when you stop talking.
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.@Will_Fuller7 made history... again. 📰: bit.ly/2d0BMkP
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I’m not anti-immigration. I’m anti-illegal immigration. There’s a difference. Merica.
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.@HillaryClinton Is that the same conscience you used when you left four Americans on their own to die in Benghazi?
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Whether you love Trump, or hate him, this is awesome. Merica.
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Merica.
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ISIS wants us dead & we damn near have a race war on our hands. But on the bright side, y'all love catchin' those Pokemon critters. Merica.
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African- American, Asian-American, Caucasian-American, Hispanic-American. At the end of the day, We're all Americans.
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