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Founder/CEO of @infinitearmory, best place to buy/sell/trade your firearms & kit. Following my daydreams…

Santa Clara, UT
Joined August 2006
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Remember when prototyping meant linking 60 artboards with hotspots in InVision and praying nobody clicked the wrong thing during the demo
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Taylor Swift's silence on the PHP CVE is deafening
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$4.99 coffee? No problem. $4.99 app? Let me read 300 reviews first.
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I'd rate our solar system one star
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Guy at the grocery store asked me why my wife was pushing the cart and not me and I said she doesn't have a sub-second draw from concealment.
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I've decided that I'm just going to put the question mark outside of the quotation marks when it's not part of the quote. The rule is wrong, and I'm just not going to do it.
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millennials getting the word retard back will be our legacy. major cultural victory
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Two years at DoorDash. I do not say this lightly. We are extremely close to the burrito arriving before you decide you want it. We are not asking for a ban. We are asking for a pause.
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Replying to @GeauxDuck
After today, the Ducks are getting moved to ESPN De Ocho.
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We have to build AI that murders us, because if we don’t, China will build it first, and I don’t want to get murdered by a computer that speaks Chinese. That would be ridiculous.
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My toddler: “And then, I kid you not, dad reaches over and literally *snatches* my nose. Pulls it completely off my face. I feel zero pain. He’s just sitting there, holding my nose in between his fingers.” Shawn Ryan: “Hoooooly sh—.”
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Pretty much
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You're born. You watch pants go from baggy to skinny back to baggy every 10 years. You die.
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Does anyone else get really bad headaches in this heat? And before anyone says “you need to drink more”… I’ve already had two cans of monster and an iced coffee today, so it’s not that.
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While I appreciate what the gay kickball tournament did for the United States this summer, I'm really excited for tackle football season to start tonight.
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she asked if ive seen the odyssey and I told her I odyssey them titties
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What guys do as soon everybody leave the house
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Asking candidates who put "HTML5" on their resume what their favorite HTML5 element is
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When I run an airshow, the announcer is gonna be someone who’s never seen an airplane before in his life, and is also blackout drunk.
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