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Joined March 2017
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fluffed up
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Tsukino in a Rose Dress
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zach@mazzyyyyyyyOct 27
her going β€œme when i pull the door handle and it shatters” has me in tears
ABC 7 Chicago
@ABC7ChicagoOct 26
A brand-new employee made a smashing start to her career at a Texas salon, as the glass sliding door she was closing exploded into hundreds of tiny pieces, leaving her client and other employees stunned.
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Arlin πŸͺ½
@raccoonosamuOct 14
big tail problems
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shaving my armpits feels like being an angel clipping her own wings
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my friends are worried about me
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I SHOULDNT HAVE SAID ANYTHING IM BEING PONDERED
catty π”ŒΛ™.@jelqtutorialOct 26
Replying to @kat_moder
i get so fucking scared when he likes my posts
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mae phixel@_phixelOct 25
meimei in this video sounds like that one trumpet sting in miles davis bitches brew
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Newposter@Newposter2Oct 14
Important Update on all of my Inventions
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apollo@pmoreforarmorOct 24
how life has been lately
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@sadngkidOct 23
When they started opening the fridge i lost it
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j aubrey 🀠@jaubreyYTOct 25
Ned Fulmer
@nedfulmerOct 25
ethan klein can fuck all the way off
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just pissed for over a minute straight who want me
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pose by yo gotti
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john@john_wilddogOct 24
I JUST WANNA PUMP MY GAS BRO
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ada nicolle@adanicklmaoOct 23
it’s always so awkward when they present this on the barista ipad
asma πŸ€@asylusmaOct 21
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blehhh
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dizzy@whirlywoofSep 18
intimacy issues #moneyforgirls
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posting my wallpaper. idec anymore. Post whatever you want. It’s fine
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miri@miri_raccoonOct 23
im disgusted with myself actually #furryart
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moneyfolder: round 5@MoneyFolder5Oct 23
Logged back in just to laugh at you @h3h3productions enjoy your two-parent solution nigga
moneyfolder: round 5@MoneyFolder5Jun 11
You can tell Ethan Klein genuinely thinks he deserves to live
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Jake Chinatown
@JakedChinatownOct 23
Hila Klein says she's "in survival mode" so if you're a child or a hospital you might want to watch out
Substance
@SimplySubstanceOct 23
β€ΌοΈπŸš¨Hila Klein has posted on her IG that she has become aware Ethan Klein has been having an AFFAIR
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