Bronx, NY
Joined February 2011
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i hooked up chatgpt to a furby and I think this may be the start of something bad for humanity
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vibecoded some bullshit!
it's called Dropshot. ever had someone text you a photo and you try to drag it into another app and it turns out it's a stupid HEIC file that the stupid app can't parse? Dropshot fixes this!
download here: jakecard.dev/dropshot/
do I know anyone at reddit? my account got flagged for a reason I don’t understand and now I can’t log in 😭😭😭 haaalp
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i've been working on Slay the Spire 2 with this team for the last 2 years, very excited to finally be able to announce it to the world!!!
Our next project is... Slay the Spire 2!
Announced as part of the #iiishowcase, Slay the Spire 2 is coming to Steam Early Access in 2025.
youtube.com/watch?v=krDFltgj…
More info coming later this year, stay tuned... 🐋
jake: “wow chatgpt is so amazing”
jake’s chatgpt history (this is actually real):
- do burritos have a front?
- design honey bunches of goats cereal
- has elon musk ever given birth?
- fantasy football soulslike
- vape pen operating temperature
- tom brady anime style
i am owed stock @Hasbro !! or at least one of the new furbies bbc.com/news/business-659948…
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Just found out my boyfriend doesn’t put his photos on the cloud and when he gets a new phone he loses all his old photos from the last phone because— and I quote— “why would I need to see an old picture?”
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Adding helicopters near the start of game dev:
"A Helicopter is a Vehicle."
Adding helicopters late in game dev:
"When you think about it, a Helicopter is just a very advanced type of Door."
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i rode @jessicard’s horse today, and she said i had to wear her tights for the increased grip, so i made the best of it
