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👨‍💻 Making and breaking things 📸 Travel, nature, landscapes 🏆 Unsplash Awards 2019 nominee.

London, England
Joined November 2008
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The insanely violent glory that is Captain Scarlet, the greatest Gerry Anderson puppet show of all.
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I'm Danny Dyer, and I'm about to meet Britain's nicest websites
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WE HAVE DONE IT
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Got a horrible inkling that any moment now Johnson’s going to reload a previous save and we’ll have to do the past six weeks again.
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This is what large parts of the commercial WWW has become. It really saddens me. It’s like a hundred tortured voices screaming in desperation. How do we fix this?! How did we get here?
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At some point server-side rendering will be repackaged as "just-in-time static site generation" and I'm actually kinda looking forward to it.
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It’s not the poor bastard on £39 quid a week who is fucking up anyone’s life.
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Today’s tap water options are Hot and Also Hot.
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pokémon uk game looks sweet!
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IKEA PR person: "So glad the the dust has settled on that whole horsemeat thing" Life:
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Reminiscing about the early 2000s forum signature aesthetic.
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A quick guide to how to vote in the forthcoming general election.
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Brilliant experiment: Still-life photography made to look like primitive CG renderings by skrekkogle.com/still-file/
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That's you on the right, celebrating the end of 2016, thinking it's all over.
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Replying to @StopFundingHate
We have finished the agreement with The Daily Mail and are not planning any future promotional activity with the newspaper
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me every day
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A practical example of cross platform emoji miscommunication:
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There are no mistakes when coding, just happy little opportunities to learn and improve.
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