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Yorkshire
Joined March 2009
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This is the first and likely the last time I’ll retweet an ad, but I love it.
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Northern Relief
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“I came off the pitch and thought, that’s not right!” 😬 “They looked like they hadn’t even played a match!” 🤔
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The Two Ronnies (10th December 1983). Ronnie B reveals his talent as a Squash player.
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James Allen retweeted
How did we get to this weird place? Telling people who are actually out in the world making a positive difference, "You're the problem."
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I hated having to watch the video. You can’t unsee the evil shown in it. No one should want to see it, but the horrors of that day should never be forgotten. Never rationalized away. The phrase in my head the whole time “Never Again” from the past, but I was watching it again.
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We must never forget Cilla Black’s rendition of “All Night Long” which she performed to a house full of sedated children rotating around a table. Incredible stuff
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Cilla Black performing Eye of the Tiger in a local leisure centre and beating up a 12 year old. Everyone involved in this should be in The Hague.
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Dear world, is this enough proof for you?
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James Allen retweeted
I receive more requests for this than you could wave a flattened hedgehog at. So, as it's Friday. Good morning.
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James Allen retweeted
Imagine this, your best mate is your brother, I support him, he supports me. We meet on the last climb of the race and sink a beer together. Maybe it’s not the perfect pro image but fuck it. We have to enjoy these moments 👊🏻👌🏻🍺
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Northerners are made different
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Did I just become a Colorado fan?
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60 seconds of pure wizardry on Glasgow Green 🪄 Kieran Reilly makes winning the rainbow bands 🌈 look FAR too easy in his winning run 👏 🔥 #GlasgowScotland2023 | #BritishCycling
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We saw this video for the first time when @IamGabrielLuna and I were traveling the world promoting Terminator. Every time we got to J, we laughed like elementary school kids.
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fuck it, the entire Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse
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Fiorelli - 2 Mobile phones - 0 #GirodItalia #cycling
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James Allen retweeted
Coronation flypast: This was the view of #London from our aircraft this afternoon. The #RedArrows were honoured to join others from across the Royal Air Force and Armed Forces taking part in celebrations marking the Coronation of Their Majesties the King and Queen. #Coronation
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