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jlestos

@jlestos

decidedly NOT better than Ezra. or kale chips, for that matter. https://teapaw.org/t.co/H0TXd97wwQ) !

Joined February 2023
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real poo for my enemies, shampoo for my friends
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Believing you had a future.
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Millennials, what was considered completely NORMAL in 2005 that would be absolutely unhinged today?
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Wearing this to my grandma’s funeral today.
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I am thinking of a number between 1 and 1,000,000,000! Can you guess the number?! Ah ah ah! ⚑
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unfortunately i am not romantic about sex, i am romantic about conversations
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quote me later when I'm right: the 2028 presidential candidates will be Gavin Newsom, Donald Trump in an ill fitting disguise, and four Dan Sullivans
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Doing a little kettle bell workout today (kettle chips and Taco Bell)
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I don't have any tattoos, but I'm thinking I might start by getting a rotisserie chicken done on my shoulder. Pretty hot, huh?
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British cuisine. Best in the world.
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My dreams when taking NyQuil
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Pub after work
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Just put in eight hard hours and have no one to love? Reach for a Hungry-Man, you miserable son of a bitch.
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Witches ordering magic wands on Amazon and being surprised when a Hitachi shows up at their house
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Guys, I found it.
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i suck at sexting cause i’ll be like β€œditto”
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Willing to pay to never have to see John Fetterman ever again
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I’m of the opinion that beautiful women should not experience tummy aches
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Announcing I’m headed to the gender-neutral bathroom every time I get up from the table at Thanksgiving
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Spork@RuncibleSporkNov 6
I managed to crazy glue my fingers together before 7 am. This is not what I have in mind when I tell people I have a broad skill set.
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