Opus 5.5 made me a banana tree that wilts when the wifi goes down, and grows when it's back If you're not bonsai buddy-maxxing you should be.

Benchmarks:

We just shipped the first agentic text field. I don't think people are ready for this. Using Jev, we are able to translate user keystrokes into ASCII characters with near-perfect accuracy, minimal latency, and near-zero cost:

Why does the tape measure app have in-app purchases? Am I going to pull it past a foot and it hits me with the paywall?

Why are Claude recipes telling me to use 1.01 cups of oil lmao Is this a watermark?

the number 4 is catching unnecessary strays dawg it did nothing wrong

distributing Gemma4-26B-A4B across a few of these

We’re so close

"when i unlock my iPhone, buy 10 iPhones. if i'm broke, explode me" Grand Theft Automation, coming soon.