chaotic rat

Chicago
Joined January 2009
These geese could do abbey road but the Beatles could never shit on my car
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and I'm drinking it
Mezcal tastes like someone left a cig in your tequila
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feels amazinggggg to get this text from a friend when you're out omggggg
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WRONG. they dressed like this.
I just know this is how the meanest bitches in 2005 were pulling up
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my friends get in relationships with people I want to be friends with sorry yours don’t do that
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Why did they do thjs
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driving to the quirk chungus store to get mad at what's in stock
watching the first episode of new girl, does it stop being so Quirk Chungus or is that just the tone of the show forever
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straight people inventing rules to live by
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the fact he rode there on a damn bike he WANTED to find out what was going on asap i’m crying 😭😭
THIS SEQUENCE IS KILLING ME???? PAUL RUDD YOU ARE THE MOMENT
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In what other city in the world can you work from home on a Friday
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Quiet getaway weekend cancelled. Putting together a last minute 28 year old weekend in Chicago instead
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so i don't really think an old navy jacket should cost $16 at the thrift store
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does the thrift store old navy jacket have a burner account on this app
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great here come the $16 old navy jacket at the thrift store stans
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"this account is based in africa" ok? and? we are on the app that has been 64% bots since 2023. this app is for ppl who wanna share opinions without anyone they respect seeing them
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chicago is not an internet city, ignore that shit it's people who moved there from naperville
all chicago tiktok content i see gets one of two reactions: mad that you're basic and live/spend time in a predominantly white neighborhood or mad that you're not in one of those neighborhoods and you're a gentrifier lol
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sometimes you get an email that's like "meet our viral skort"
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it's insufferable for someone to think an old navy jacket is overpriced at the thrift store
Replying to @jmurffff
Then dont fucking buy it Man U people are insufferable
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ate six Reese’s cups and my Apple Watch asked if I’d been in an accident
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