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Joined April 2009
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"Adduunka waxaan ka dhigi doonaa sida meeshan oo kale!" ninna ma uusan odhan tuulada madhan ka hor inta uusan u dhaqaaqin doonta.
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Oh Lauren Boebert. I feel like I knew you. I know you rubbed some people the wrong way, but I’d be a jerk if I didn’t say I liked you. Whilst your enemies may have an orgy of delight at your downfall, I’m saddened by your release from service. Boner.
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Artistically, this is a fun era.
Jensen, why would I deceive you?
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Jensen Huang and Alice Huang definitely did sexually role-playing like they were step brother and sister and what they were doing was really wrong. That and the chips.
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How’s that for a nice changing of the guard.
I just met with Senator John Cornyn. He has served our state honorably, and I’m grateful for his advice and guidance.  Now is the time for us to come together — Democrats and Republicans — to deliver for Texas.
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Oh honey… where to begin.
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London is like Grozny in the 90s but like worse. London is gone.
London’s Famous No Go Zones 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 #MOBLAND
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They’re not like us. We can’t have a polite society with these animals.
One had a knife the other a hammer and both were intimidating people But what happened to them next is worth watching.
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Fuck Florida… get help.
A map of the most-Googled “Why Do” question in each state.
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“Assuming you mean Brandon Herrera” Oh Claude, you just get me.
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If you were going to recommend an illicit drug to a friend who never does illicit drugs, what would it be?
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Just all bangers.
Scott Colom’s closing message is worth watching. This is how a Democrat wins in Mississippi.
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Does the sequel involve him getting sprung from prison in exchange for a basketball player?
Nicolas Cage and Bill Skarsgård are the LORDS OF WAR. Watch the official teaser and see it this winter only in theaters.
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Joe Cecchini retweeted
It's great to see proper divertisy in SNL. They had never featured an actual cast member from Margapalfacepesa
I love how as the years went on, people became more sensitive and Ricky's monologues became much more offensive
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Whoever managed this guy's campaign is going to have a long, long career.
This was Scott Colom's last political ad before the Tuesday election in Mississippi. It shows why he should win the race for Senator. No name calling. Just a rendition of history that shouldn't be forgotten and the reason to vote. #Colom #Mississippi #senator #Evers #vote #election
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I asked this girl who was the most handsome man in the world and she said Ewan McGregor and I was like “thanks but you can only pick one”
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Said the employee of Big Mayo
Thomas here secretly worked for Hegseth earlier this year. He refused to disclose it publicly. If anyone asked him whether he was working for the Feds, he replied with an Elmo gif (he’s been spiraling ever since it was made public for him). His posts make sense when you know.
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Joe Cecchini retweeted
All this "transplants flipped Texas" stuff is serious cope. Ted Cruz is Canadian. Ken Paxton is from North Dakota. Dan Patrick is from Baltimore. Elon Musk is from South Africa. Joe Rogan is from Jersey. Talarico: Native Texan. Ginajosa: Native Texan. As of 2023, the percentage of citizens living in Texas who were born there is actually higher than the national average. It's not even top 25 in percentage of transplants.
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We asked Kevin Pollak about the CRAZIEST actor he’s ever worked with… and it led to an absolutely all-timer of a story 😂 Rip, Torn plays himself in Dodgeball Catch Kevin as Special Agent Musso on Tulsa King — the ruthless FBI agent who’s been making life hell for Stallone’s Dwight since Season 3. Season 4 of 'Tulsa King' is out now on Paramount+! via @RichEisenShow
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