Fractional Janitor & Ruby dude (Laid off from Big Tech) Catholic, Dad and wife guy, Peace Corps Samoa, Politically Unhoused, Whippet aficionado.

Twin Cities, MN
Joined October 2008
Be delightful today, even if the world doesn’t deserve it.
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Grab your loincloth and ride your death machine! MST3K: The RiffTrax Experiments - Deathsport is here! rifftrax.com/mst3k-the-rifft…
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At first, it was the age of Mary. Then came Lisa conquering all. Briefly, a new age of Michelle looked ready to spring up. But the ascendancy of Jennifer quickly put an end to that, beginning a long reign...
Most popular girl name by state from 1960-2012
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Replying to @Polymarket
Deport his abuelita.
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Replying to @memeticsisyphus
I experienced "public schooling while white." My parents began divorce proceedings while I was in second grade. I managed to never get suspended; it really isn't that hard.
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Replying to @baltic_dan
Subway leads to pedophilia, so you are right to avoid it.
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If McDonalds can keep offering the McRib as a “limited time offer,” why are you hassling me over unachieved NYE resolutions?
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If you add AIDS, this was my entire childhood. It wasn’t fun, at all.
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Replying to @wtfcetialpha5
We Wuz Wolves
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What are you waiting for? Humpty Dumpty was a fancy lad; look at that Rizz!
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Replying to @DrunkRepub
LGBT community ignoring the gay hate today from their allies the democrats.
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You could make a secret hiding spot in your closet. You could eat candy. YOU COULD EAT CANDY IN A NEW PLACE.
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Senator Professional "The Spook" Retard, from the great state of New York.
Fear is the point. Intimidation is the point. And if the President can try to do this to me, he can do it to anyone.
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Replying to @ChazNeal2
“Single mothers” can go on welfare, have their religious marriage ceremonies but not get legally married to their “husband, and continue to collect welfare. That’s not to say Somali women are the only ones that do this. Welfare scams are alive and well because the state of Minnesota is a massive welfare state with few checks and balances. The MN democrats continue pilfer taxpayer money, expand government by 6000 new jobs (for what?), refuse to make life more affordable for workers through tax cuts, and pass new programs that become fraught with fraud (like paid family leave). This is all by design to complete the cycle of handouts ➡️donations ➡️ votes.
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I can rake muck like the best of them!
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I have three daughters and I NEVER want anything like this to happen to them; and it never should, but @TheDemocrats are corrupt and weak.
To vote for Democrats is to vote for this.
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I have three daughters and I NEVER want anything like this to happen to them; and it never should, but @TheDemocrats are corrupt and weak.
To vote for Democrats is to vote for this.
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Fat ghosts are 3X SPOOKIER than thin ones.
There is a difference between a guy who is fat and a fat guy. A fat guy would leave a fat ghost. The last place you lose fat from is your brain.
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Replying to @DangerBrooks
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Me next 😵‍💫
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Me next 😵‍💫
Billie Eilish, göğüs küçültme ameliyatı oldu. 😭
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