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Indiana
Joined December 2011
John Buzzard retweeted
Freddie Freeman’s dad, Fred, shared a throwback video of the two taking BP 🥹 Freddie has been very open about how much his dad has meant to him on and off the baseball field. Freddie’s mom passed away when he was 10 and his dad stayed extremely strong for him.
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Exactly what I screamed at my tv
Old guy take: Maybe if he wasn’t wearing oven mitts he could’ve hung on to second base. Also, get off my lawn.
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Tough to fit all the excuses into one chart @dandakich #10yearplan
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Part of the blame pie (the shut your pie hole edition) @__JonathanSmith goes to wives feeling the need to IG live their husbands employer shortcomings.
Part 2 from #Colts RB Jonathan Taylor’s wife, Ayanna, on his trade rumors: “How are they gonna get new leadership to come in when they really have no options? …” “That’s what brings us back to my husband. Do they keep him? … Or do they just cut their losses and trade him?”
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A Carmel cop doesn’t test someone they pull over WHILE DRIVING and smell and find marijuana in car? I’d assume he got paid off if he didn’t charge for possession. Yet a guy sitting in a parked car gets OWI in Indy. At least report he passed a test or explain why none was given.
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Watched full game highlights of WS game one. Thought I was watching a game from 1984. About 35-38 balls hit into play. Only 13 K’s despite guys throwing 103mph. Bunts. Awesome speed vs outfielders and catchers throwing out aggressive baserunning. So dang good.
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Vaughn was in midseason form excitedly watching his favorite college basketball team collect win #1 @GraceBasketball
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I’d trade Sauce, Nelson, Taylor, Buckner, and whoever else for as many picks possible
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AI has enhanced my bedtime stories to Vaughn. Lastnight he hit the game winning HR vs our cat and had a ticker tape parade with Mom and Rascal. Technology can be very fun!! And hilarious.
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John Buzzard retweeted
🙌 NUMBER ONE @GraceBasketball sits atop the first NAIA Top 25 Poll of the season! #LancerUp
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John Buzzard retweeted
Third straight game. The Valkyries and Dream keep finding the exit when it’s time to honor the country. What an embarrassment.
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Live look at me downloading an app called “dazn” to watch pacers. It’s 19 bucks a month but I’m still gonna whine about it
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For “hump day” Frank Reich legit wrote a hear felt letter to fans about climbing the mountain after a failed 2019 season. @__JonathanSmith @oReoOnAir @dandakich colts.com/news/a-letter-from…
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Worst horror movie predicament of real life @__JonathanSmith @oReoOnAir 1- cannot fall asleep or some burnt skin psycho will kill you (nightmare on elm street) 2- a kids doll will come alive and stab you (chucky) 3- child wondering from a cornfield to kill you (children of corn)
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Colts are a complete waste of time. Not even worth a listen to any discussion. It’s apathy time. October baseball and basketball about to start. Other more competitive/entertaining football to watch.
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Toughest 3-5 team you’ll ever see. The K/1 level has become a bit more intense since Eli played in 2013. Stands got a lot louder but Rams kids still develop like crazy. And have the best smiles. You’ll see 1 teammate of Eli’s on your TV tonight for Butler vs IU! Go @BaronWalker_
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The fighting Andrew Lucks getting thrashed is making Purdue fans feel like they played ND tough.
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Maybe @MarahBuzzard can shed some light for @__JonathanSmith and @oReoOnAir If I was scheduled to pitch an MLB playoff game today and you went into labor.. would you want me at the birth of our child, or throwing gas and winning in October?
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