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Indiana
Joined December 2011
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Freddie Freeman’s dad, Fred, shared a throwback video of the two taking BP 🥹 Freddie has been very open about how much his dad has meant to him on and off the baseball field. Freddie’s mom passed away when he was 10 and his dad stayed extremely strong for him.
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🙌 NUMBER ONE @GraceBasketball sits atop the first NAIA Top 25 Poll of the season! #LancerUp
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Third straight game. The Valkyries and Dream keep finding the exit when it’s time to honor the country. What an embarrassment.
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Replying to @TheDestinAdams
This is a professional football team worth over a billion dollars that we as fans and taxpayers are supporting, not an Amish barn-raising.
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Good stuff….
On hitting: "I will go to my grave vowing that my theory is better than they’re teaching now.” George Brett with @jonmorosi on "The Road to Cooperstown" FOR MORE 🔗 apple.co/3zfpDHB
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80s NBA warm-ups should all be produced today as comfy adult pajamas. There is no persuasive counterargument to this.
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#Colts Shane Steichen told me their loss to the #Ravens was a “wake up call.” His team will channel that motivation on Sunday vs. Chiefs. @WISHNews8 | @wrtv
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First NFL game in Australia tonight!
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The Seahawks are insane for making this their banner reveal 💀
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This morning at church we learned that when your life ends, the referees do not put a second back on the clock to give you one last chance. Please proceed accordingly.
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Every time I hear a Dave Matthews song it reminds me how much better my life is when I’m not hearing a Dave Matthews song.
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USAID goes tits up and then all the riots stopped lol
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Remember when instead of investigating the fraud the mainstream media decided to investigate the person who exposed the fraud? Why? Because they were complicit in the cover up I was right, they were wrong I work for you, they work against you The media is full of learers.
That is one hell of a correction by @NPR
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Replying to @MAGAVoice
This man is the owner of a $44,000,000 adult daycare in NYC Make it make sense
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Senior RHP Tate Troxell getting some love on Sports Center top 10 plays!!! @SportsCenter @TateTroxell2026
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Was it just me, or did Barack Obama seem very passive-aggressive while lecturing us on how the Founders "fell short?" And I love how he threw in that the Founders only let "white men who owned property" vote. Because it proves that he has NO IDEA what he's talking about. The Founders didn't care about your gender. They cared if you had a stake in the game. If you owned property, you could vote, no matter your gender. Honestly, we should bring that logic back—if you aren't paying taxes, why should you get a vote on how everyone else's money is spent?
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Proud of you @kamrynrhaasSB
Twenty-one Softball Stars Named to 2026 EIAC All-Conference Team eaglecountryonline.com/news/…
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The NBA needs to adopt this. The Paraguay player flopped and the ref reviewed it and gave him a yellow card. Soccer has it figured out 🤝
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It's funny to think Indiana has stolen two NFL teams.
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