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jazz fusion, a sliver of prog, southpaw guitarist, #COYS #THFC, married, one daughter, lived & worked in France. Gen X. Really detests gardening.

Deep in the Shire
Joined January 2009
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🇬🇧 The OBR just dropped 200 pages on Healey's first Budget. I read it so you don't have to. Tax is at a record 37.9% of GDP by 2027-28, past the old high of 37.2%. Then it climbs every single year to 38.6%. Frozen thresholds are doing way too much to workers since they get a pay rise, hand more of it over. 1.8x the national minimum wage now classes you as a higher tax rate payer - what the fuck? Borrowing @ £133bn this year. In March they said £115bn. Seven months later it's £18bn worse. And it's higher than March in every year of the forecast because neither the OBR nor treasury has a clue what they’re doing. Debt interest at £39bn in 2019-20. £109bn last year 😩 £160bn by 2031-32 😩😩£15bn of this year's bill is extra bc inflation's pushing up index linked gilts, and we know the uk has a structural inflation problem, partly due to the relationship between treasury and BoE. Headroom is £14.5bn, down from £21.7bn at the last Budget. Keep the fuel duty freeze going and it's £10.2bn. The OBR gives Healey a 56% chance of hitting his OWN FUCKING rule. Debt will peak at 97.3% of GDP, still 95.6% in 2031-32. Five years and it barely moves which is completely against his fiscal demands. How it affects you? Growth 1% next year with gdp per capita basically the same as it has been since 2019 Inflation 3.4% when March said 2%. Zero real pay growth in 2027. Living standards in 2030-31? Just 2% above pre-pandemic. But don't worry. You're getting a £100 council tax rebate. Jesus Christ.
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I have some good news for my old maths teacher. Now I drive a van delivering to Greggs in Hull, Grimsby & Bradford, proving that I can take pie to three dismal places.
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Mindblowing chart from OBR. In 2029 real household disposable income per person expected to be just 1% higher than in 2019. What an unbelievably awful decade. It used to grow by 2%+ every year, not 1% in 10 years.
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Arsenal fans ladies & gentleman. 🫣
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Happy birthday to the legendary Glenn Hoddle 🤍
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FT comments never miss. I don’t think I’ve read such a rational analysis of the situation we’re in for a long time.
I've been in France since 2002 and have never seen the streets so violent nor the politics so extreme. From the sacking of the supermarket on my street to the prospect of Présidente Le Pen, here's me @FT including thoughts from 2 French Nobel laureates as.ft.com/r/addcad57-0f9d-4e…
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Elon Musk flips a vehicle upside down and everyone claps and cheers. But when I do it, suddenly I'm "recklessly endangering children" and "unfit to be a school bus driver".
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If the Russians were successful in interfering with an election we'd end up with a useless left wing government that was destroying the economy
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What do parents in foreign countries say to their kids when they leave all the lights on?? Is there an equivalent to Blackpool illuminations? Example (French obvs): “Amélie!! It’s ‘ow you say, lika ze Eiffel Tower in ‘ere no?”
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Solanke couldn’t hit water if he fell out of a fucking boat
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Meanwhile, at the pumps...
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🚨Found an iPhone this morning whilst walking the dog. If you’re like me, your whole world is on that phone. Banking. Contacts. Pictures you can’t replace. I’ve taken it home and put it on charge. Call it. If you recognise the lock screen, ring the phone. 👍🏻
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Microsoft breathing a sigh of relief now that it has the second-worst Copilot
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Britain in a nutshell.
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Stop treating the adult population like children and stop allowing adults who behave like despotic toddlers to decree what the rest of us are allowed to watch.
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I’m going to DJ a disco in Cornwall. Should I put Cream or the Jam on first?
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It’s Battle of Britain Day, commemorating the salvation of the world by these. #RepeatPlease
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