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Portland OR
Joined January 2009
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Very early, but I'm starting to think we won't all be getting $5000 checks.
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It’s 2030 - the St. Louis Trailblazers just won their 2nd NBA Championship. 217 is closed for improvements. Empror Trump says the Straight of Hormuz should be open this weekend pending a cease fire deal between Israel and Iran. Everything is fine.
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The green breakdancer on Vanilla Ice’s new album cover looks like he just got Go Ninja’d by the turtles. #aislop #tmnt
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Timelord is staying in Portland!
Portland Trail Blazers center Robert Williams III has agreed to sign a three-year, $44 million contract extension to return to the Portland Trail Blazers through 2028-29, agent Kevin Bradbury of LIFT Sports Management tells ESPN.
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We need Wemby DEFENDERS! But the dunks will be lit this year!
Blazers have their Wemby killer
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My wife when I bring in the mail @CardPurchaser
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Millennial parents of middle schoolers have been suffering through “67” for several months now. This is the direct consequence of incessantly chanting “uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis” in the fall of 1998.
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My friend's son pulled an Ohtani 1/1 and an autograph /25. @Topps @Dodgers I bet if you sent him to a #WorldSeries game he'd end up catching a Shohei dinger too.
Quick update: My son’s Ohtani pulls are available as a combo lot for 7 million dollars.
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Even when the government shuts down the real heroes still put on their uniform and show up to work!
Make a play, Ichi! 🙅‍♂️
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It was all a dream, I used to read Word Up magazine Salt-n-Pepa and Heavy D up in the limousine
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Which men's deodorant is best? Trees, ocean, or sports flavor?
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Nick Tarnasky retroactively made all comedy movie fights realistic.
There is no recovering from a man yelling "BANG" every time he punches you in the face.
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Corey creates super fun apps you should download! Happy Birthday @souLyft 🎉
it’s my birthday 🎉 For a little over six years I’ve shared my music, from experiments and sketches to full albums. Sometimes they were made on the floor, on a plane, in a corner of a coffee shop, or like this one, in a rose garden in Portland, Oregon where I’m from. Now I’m turning that same curiosity into tools for others. Chime is a synth you play with touch, no labels, just sound and feel. If you want to celebrate with me, signup at chimenotbank.com
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You know this is authentically Christian because of the Scriptina font.
The cleanest auto in the game wishes you all a Happy Easter #Jesus @CardPurchaser @GlassesNStaches @garyvee
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Jordan Chesbrough retweeted
honored to do my duty
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BREAKING: Trump planning to appoint Dallas Mavs GM, Nico Harrison as his new Tariff Czar #ArtOfTheDeal
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Jordan Chesbrough retweeted
To celebrate Paul Skenes’ first Opening Day start, REPOST THIS to win this baseball signed by #30.
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Took my kid to his first Spring Training game and all he wanted was a @BwittJr auto! @Royals
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