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stone cold and rock hard

Joined September 2021
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Hello… again…
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I do not know what the point is of this account anymore . Selling for 1 feet pic : /
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The only thing keeping me on this account is that Landshark has accepted my follow request
I do not think I can tweet here any longer, too much pressure, too many followers, too many past bangers to measure up to, I will retreat to my cave. Good bye
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she said that she finds my poems “overly pessimistic” and that that is “very hot”, I fear I might be in big trouble
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I need to get rid of all my furniture and lock myself in my room with a months supply of amphetamines, a banjo and a blackboard and figure out how to fix myself
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Very tense situation in the apartment right now. Sunday evening, almost out of toilet paper. Chinese guy is cooking beans. This might get violent
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I do not think I can tweet here any longer, too much pressure, too many followers, too many past bangers to measure up to, I will retreat to my cave. Good bye
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I had to use the “Jewish method” to get my account unbanned… will not elaborate.
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beer, beer, wine, cheese
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Covid genuinely made me lose all trust I might have had in “institutions” and “the government” and convinced me that I must become an independent hitchhiker or preferably a pirate
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My lack of concreteethnic or national belonging plays into this very well anyways. Might as well.
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Eigentlich fühle ich mich nur dem Freistaat Bayern zugehörig.
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I actually have huge breasts and a fat ass but I pretend to be a depressed 19 year old boy for the love of the game
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Gonna put “writer” on my LinkedIn and remove any mention of STEM subjects or technical ability
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Being forced to go back to work after lunch is perhaps the most evil western invention, an affront to joy and anything beautiful
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Either I simply don’t have lunch or I don’t do any work past 1pm I do not care
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“Psychoanalysis” isn’t a real thing and was singularly made up by old German speaking perverts to get into into the pants of distressed young women
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not now kitten daddy is busy gathering the generals to hear him make a speech on military standards and the “warrior ethos.” you might need to go to the store for more whiskey
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Replying to @shittyprogram
You've felt this way before and will again
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