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rube goldberg MAID machine

@shittyprogram

ive got rot on my shit im straight up sloughing it off im disintegrating

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Joined September 2018
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can’t post my mytype results because you guys will cancel me for being racist and having boomer taste
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Mathieu
@miniapeur16h
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the crazy part is this isn’t even true anymore
rube goldberg MAID machine (@shittyprogram) profile picturerube goldberg MAID machine@shittyprogram17 Mar 2025
feels crazy knowing i could quintuple my follower count in seconds by posting any of my clown pictures or the picture of my balls hanging out of a copy of infinite jest or any other number of things but instead i just post coal
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uncle just put on a retinol moisturizer because his furrow line was starting to bake in and didn’t really feel much which is both relieving and concerning
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leaking my drafts
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@Fenrirtheicewo1Nov 4
God, Lisa freakin' sucks.
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Echoes (@ElbuenEchoes) profile pictureEchoes@ElbuenEchoesNov 4
¡Buenos dias! ☀️
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laloyd@FrPunkjackNov 2
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wives run some kind of incredibly advanced hidden snack finding algorithm- the first place they look is always where you stashed the candy even if you’ve never used that spot before
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rewatching Gurren Lagan and damn anti-spiral Nia bad as fuuuuck
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woman just broke into a half jog to get past me and then her normal walking speed was slow enough i passed her, and so she did it again ???
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I swear there’s a @tenobrus tweet about this, shorting / longing people’s careers or something
Hans Amsler (@HansAmsler33) profile pictureHans Amsler@HansAmsler33Nov 1
Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose...
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Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose...
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수뢰스트뢰밍 (@ilovellovelove) profile picture수뢰스트뢰밍@ilovelloveloveOct 31
흐아아아앗♡♡♡♡♡너무많잖아아앗♡♡♡♡♡♡♡오호옥♡♡♡멸치가 잔뜨으윽♡♡♡이러다 칼슘과다 되어버려엇♡♡♡♡♡아기 뼈가 튼튼해져어엇♡♡♡♡♡♡♡달걀껍데기 안에서 귀하게 사는 것 보다 멸치들에게 당하는 삶 최고오옷♡♡♡♡
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kids don’t go “EWWWW” and move on with their day anymore when something gross happens as a gag on tv instead they watch it and they write a microblog about how fucked up it was
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looking at the dragons at Michael’s and salivating
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i hate vancouver halloween what do you mean you’re one of the tree stumps with a traffic cone nailed to it
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밍Ი𐑼@ming71jOct 31
너무 늠름하고 듬직해보여 서부 랭킹 1위 할 것 같음
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this is a sort of normal meal outside of the nasty ass drink
INTERIOR PORN (@INTERIORPORN1) profile pictureINTERIOR PORN
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This is the true definition of “rich people activities”
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Gen alpha is trying to cancel osmosis jones because a guy’s pimple violently explodes onto a woman’s face and kinda gets in her mouth a little bit
🎃 davie 🎃 (@dihscussingfilm) profile picture🎃 davie 🎃@dihscussingfilmOct 31
Genuinely disgusting movie BTW its only good for animated segments. The guy whos body they live in is gross
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