rube goldberg MAID machine

What’s the legendary card i’ve never seen that

Todd Howard / Zucc looking dudes

fuck hiding it in the reply

can’t post my mytype results because you guys will cancel me for being racist and having boomer taste

I mean there’s more to it in that not only is it complimenting your shape but it’s also reinforcing and supporting your body in a way that dramatically reduces injury risk and alleviates tension from poor posture that absolutely can manifest into shit like bad mood and pain but

Muscle is like shapewear you never have to take off.

left reminds me of the SEA and Russian synthoil guys tbh

bro it’s already Славянский сеструха saturday

on something and you got twisted up, or like the bus or elevator doors closed around it you could easily grab a Darwin award.

That isn’t a dog collar or a choker , that’s literally a choke collar- when you tug on the dangling chain it slips through the heart which tightens the apparatus enough that you could theoretically die if it was held for too long. Even outside of a sexual context, if it snagged

the crazy part is this isn’t even true anymore

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fuuuck it’s been like two months

uncle just put on a retinol moisturizer because his furrow line was starting to bake in and didn’t really feel much which is both relieving and concerning

wait also

my top sky pics

Baby name in wingdings

In season 6 she sabotages a smarter classmate

oof