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Josiah Sutton 🌹

@josiahwsutton

The weird religious cousin you avoid at family gatherings. @FruitlessMedia. Same @ on Bluesky. He/Him

 Des Moines, IA
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Joined May 2011
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Hey! Do you have a podcast? Do you hate editing? Well, lucky for you: I like audio editing and I’m looking for some work right now. Right now I’m willing to edit your podcast for $50 per episode (with some negotiating if the episode is over 100 mins). Reply or DM if interested!
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@K_A_N_D_E_LNov 11
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Claire Penis (@ZeroSuitCamus) profile pictureClaire Penis
@ZeroSuitCamusNov 11
Two wrongs don’t make the rice
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Im not sure you have that authority, Kevin
Kevin Sorbo (@ksorbs) profile pictureKevin Sorbo
@ksorbs20h
We’re going to deport you
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Thrice-Great Nusky 𓅔@NuskyliciousNov 11
Brother you are playing for the Jets
NewsNewsNews (@RealCrookedNews) profile pictureNewsNewsNews
@RealCrookedNewsNov 10
Sen. Gallego on Sen. Schumer: "When the manager takes you to the World Series, you give him another contract."
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I need to get in a long back and forth with a Nazi on here every once and a while just remind myself how impotent and brain dead they are. They truly will never win lol
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Yeah man, that’s a breeding fetish.
XIVHatey8 (@kikeljerk) profile pictureXIVHatey8@kikeljerkNov 11
Iowa commies think making White babies is literally a heckin pornography.
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Seeing an attractive woman and immediately being like "I need to put a bunch of white babies in her" is porn brain. Sorry my man
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Good Faces@good_faces_botNov 10
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THEN SHOW UP FOR THE VOTE AND START BEHAVING LIKE AN OPPOSITION PARTY
House Democrats (@HouseDemocrats) profile pictureHouse Democrats
@HouseDemocratsNov 10
PETE HEGSETH OUT NOW.
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jordan
@JordanUhlNov 11
Abdul El-Sayed on CNN just now, when asked about 11 Dems who did not show up to vote for Hegseth impeachment: "You should show up and do your job."
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Jeet Heer
@HeerJeetNov 10
This is one of the top 5 guys Trump listened to in making the decison to go to war with Iran.
Mark R. Levin (@marklevinshow) profile pictureMark R. Levin
@marklevinshowNov 10
Folks, I have spent literally the entire day trying to get someone at AOL to unlock my email. For the last eight hours, I have been told that the issue has been escalated to supervisors who would contact me. I haven't heard a thing. You would think that, since I'm one of the last human beings on the face of the Earth still using AOL, they would take care of this. You'd be wrong. So, once this gets resolved, hopefully before the next presidential election, I'm dropping them. (I kept them this long out of convenience, but now I have no reason to keep them.) I'll see you on the radio at 6 p.m., at which time I will address this further.
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@KirkCousins85 Mar 2016
In my opinion, the best movies do 3 things: 1. Tickle your funny bone 2. Tug on your heart strings 3. Blow your mind Agreed?
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These types of arguments about service workers frame themselves as reasonable economic stances but they’re actually moral claims. The basic economics here don’t really care if you think making coffee is dignified work, it’s a service that generates money.
The Dude Abides (@hou96862) profile pictureThe Dude Abides@hou96862Nov 9
I find it hard to believe that people who make coffee believe they are owed a salary that allows them to raise a family, buy a house, cars and exotic vacations. They make coffee!
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People who get mad at service workers wanting wages are also generally the same people frustrated when they go somewhere staffed by incompetent high schoolers. But those two things are related. If you want good service, you need well-paid workers who treat it as a profession.
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If you don’t pay them well, then those jobs become disposable, temporary jobs for high schoolers or second jobs for adults supplementing their income. You want professionalism? Pay the workers what they’re worth.
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@janecoastonNov 10
the arc of justice is long but it bends towards ironic comedy
David Weigel (@daveweigel) profile pictureDavid Weigel
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"Jeff, the good news is that they named a county after you." "What's the bad news?" "Well..."
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Mike Garafolo (@MikeGarafolo) profile pictureMike Garafolo
@MikeGarafoloNov 10
You Vike that! Again. The #Raiders are trading Cousins to the #Vikings, sources tell NFL Network and ESPN. Minnesota turns to a familiar face to salvage its season.
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Even better, every year filing your taxes with the IRS should also be an application for every single federal benefit program. Hopefully states and cities would get on board and integrate their benefit programs as well
Amy (@amyliztweets) profile pictureAmy@amyliztweetsNov 10
Merge the applications for all federal benefit programs in one central portal that informs you all programs you are eligible for and creates one application process.
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Amy@amyliztweetsNov 10
Merge the applications for all federal benefit programs in one central portal that informs you all programs you are eligible for and creates one application process.
Eric Michael Garcia (@EricMGarcia) profile pictureEric Michael Garcia
@EricMGarciaNov 10
What is an unsexy policy that if passed would immediately help millions of people?
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