John Porter (@jporterdoes) header
John Porter (@jporterdoes) profile picture

Writing content and copy for the things I care the most about. Contributor to various publications in music and sports, see below.

Manchester
Joined April 2009
Photo by John Porter (@jporterdoes)Photo by John Porter (@jporterdoes)Photo by John Porter (@jporterdoes)Photo by John Porter (@jporterdoes)Photo by John Porter (@jporterdoes)Photo by John Porter (@jporterdoes)Photo by John Porter (@jporterdoes)Photo by John Porter (@jporterdoes)Photo by John Porter (@jporterdoes)Photo by John Porter (@jporterdoes)
Reaction to #49ers win over the Cardinals. I'm tired of injuries, and the defense needs to improve fast...but I also need to remember this is a team worth your love and your time. #fttb
4
210
Let's say a book was being done on Jim Harbaugh's #49ers. Which players would you want to hear from in it? Try and avoid the obvious big names.... #fttb
68
Me putting on my jersey after daring to criticise the #49ers in any way yesterday...#fttb
79
Been thinking about this since I read it last night. I'm not quite on that side yet but I do wonder if we'll ever see *that* Bosa again. And if not, what $ that translates to in negotiations #49ers #fttb
Nick Bosa had 18.5 sacks in 16 games in 2022. He then held out until the last second until getting his extension. Since signing the extension, Bosa has 21.5 sacks in 37 games (out of a potential 59). It might be time...
95
Brock has 4 ints in 4 games everyone over blows it without his WR 1-6 Joe burrow has 3 ints vs the titans with Jamar & Higgins & Gesecki and no criticism Caleb Williams just threw up a stinker vs the Bucs with Loveland , Odzune , Burden , Raymond and we won’t see any criticism Brock Purdy must be held to a different standard 🤣💯
27
126
8
1,680
40,716
John Porter retweeted
Pundits have put more pressure on Iraola because he lost to a City team after a red card and a narrow loss to Arsenal after being denied a clear pen. Alonso has done worse at Chelsea and all you hear is how good their front 3 is and that Carragher loves Palmer. Little criticism.
Sunderland (2.86) 1-0 (0.63) Chelsea
13
163
2
2,434
36,470
Why does Harbaugh sound like Mordin Solus?
Question to Jim Harbaugh: "Can this offense be fixed?" Harbaugh: "Yes. Yes. Opportunities. Make plays. Yes."
1
160
And hey, I'm on record as a Raheem Morris fan. But the 2nd half of WAS, entire game vs ATL, and half of today's game weren't good. That's fine against the Raiders. Ain't gonna be in a few weeks. Got some big games coming up. But hey, if that's the biggest complaint at 7-1..#49ers
6
1
2
47
7,350
I still think if you add a genuinely good DB (corner depth is looking thin) or second dynamic pass rusher, you get a much better unit. #49ers #fttb
2
100
Since it apparently really upset some, uh, non #49ers fans, I will give the defense one thing - they've taken turnover opportunities today, something they're not generally good at. Could argue it's bailed them out twice as well. #fttb
1
78
A safety interception? In this economy? #49ers #fttb
1
1
242
Oh no, Gracen Halton! #49ers #fttb
1
1,799
It's probably worth saying quietly so I don't curse him, but PIniero looks more like himself today. #49ers #fttb
2
161
Sorry but this #49ers defense ain't winning shit. They've been absolutely pathetic for weeks now. #fttb
59
The #49ers DBs need a rocket up their arse. Lenoir and Green in particular. #fttb
1
75
Great throw by Purdy. Great catch by Watkins. #49ers #fttb
2
114
Ah no it's definitely out, Stout did well. #49ers #fttb
111
IMO that looked like a touchdown. #49ers defense is fucking dreadful rn. #fttb
158
The #49ers have been so, so bad in their last three games. #fttb
2
162
The #49ers are just so bad at this shit. 28-17 and the Raiders right back in it with a dreadful throw from Purdy. And it's not like we can rely on the defense. #fttb
128