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Writer, speechwriter, standup comic. Hearse, limo, Zamboni driver. Collector. Author SocialCorp https://teapaw.org/t.co/ISaQf8MDD5

Aptos, CA
Joined June 2007
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Hey. What’s everyone doing over here?
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The fact that POS Max Miller received 46% of the vote tells you we still have a long way to go.
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Sherrod Brown wins, flips the seat to the Democratic Party.
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From Lake Ontario to the Gulf of Mexico
We have crushed the Republican gerrymander all across the land.
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Goodwill Industries is reporting a strong upsurge in donations of red hats.
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DEMOCRATS TAKE THE HOUSE!
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The midterms are no less than a definitive fuck off from voters to the Republican leadership. They tanked the economy. They started a war. They lied to their constituents.
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joel retweeted
Trump: There was great vandalism with slashing. We have pictures of it. Jesse Watters did a whole long piece on it. It was sad to watch because the vandals really went to town.
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Kinda sounds like he wants to make shit more expensive…
Georgia Republican Rick Jackson: I'm gonna reduce affordability to the lowest it's ever been
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Trump: "We call the United States the House of God"
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Trump: "We were losing on average to death 3 people a week. And now we don't have that."
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Not to brag or anything, but I know that Ohio is a state.
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joel retweeted
The algae that was at the reflecting pool drew a bigger crowd than trump's election eve speech at the reflecting pool.
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Greg Abbott wants four more years to fix things in Texas. He's already had eleven years. Vote that asshole out.
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Rush Limbaugh was the grandfather of MAGA. The original evil in our politics before Trump. In case you have forgotten, here he was suggesting Michael J Fox was faking Parkinson’s.
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The cashier at the dollar store refused to accept my investment inflows.
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Quick reminder: Gold melts at around 2000 degrees. Washington DC did not experience that kind of heat wave. So… whatever Trump approved for those statues was not gold. Another multimillion dollar grift/money laundering scheme while Americans suffer.
Trump's $5 million gold refurbishing is now melting off the horse statues in Washington, D.C.
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The statues were coated in real 23.75-karat gold leaf per the NPS contract. Visible streaks are not melting (gold melts at ~1947°F) but consistent with adhesive/sealer failure common in outdoor gilding. snopes.com/fact-check/tru… en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Arts_… webelements.com/gold/thermoche… eytzinger.com/gilders-techni…
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Patrick Stewart on Trump (2017): “You might say to me, well, you’re not an American, what has it got to do with you? The fact is when America sneezes, the world catches a cold. America I think is on the edge of a very bad flu infection and it’s because of the man who’s in the White House”
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Trump's $5 million gold refurbishing is now melting off the horse statues in Washington, D.C.
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I spent much of the ’70s floundering career-wise. I recorded some terrific singles for Private Stock Records, When label head Larry Uttal signed me, I had high hopes for what we could accomplish together, but my recordings never received the promotion and support I felt they deserved. I reunited with Lee Hazlewood in 1978, recording an album’s worth of material. Unfortunately, without the support of a record label, the project never materialized. I was disappointed, but I was getting older and I was more focused on my family at that point, so it didn’t bother me as much. In 1980, I signed with Elektra Records, releasing one single, “Let’s Keep It That Way,” b/w “One Jump Ahead of the Storm,” and recording countless demos with Billy Strange as I tried to find something people would like. We recorded in a dingy little house studio in the Valley that the label owned. I can still see my kids running around that filthy place! Then, in 1981, Jimmy Bowen, who was then vice president of Elektra/Asylum Nashville, came to the rescue again, putting Mel Tillis and me together. Jimmy knew what he was doing because the chemistry between us was immediate and electric. We had a fabulous time recording our album. Mel & Nancy was released 45 years ago this week! It’s one of the best records I’ve ever made, and a fan favorite. I hope someday it will be available again for everyone to hear. It’s an album I’m incredibly proud of, and I’d love for it to have a second life. Mel and I had something special, and that music deserves to be heard.
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