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Hannah retweeted
friends mentioned the illuminate in helldivers being hot and i was like i agree and then they started talking about fucking the squid people and not being assimilated into the horror biomass
Hannah retweeted
Some Sexy words you need to start using to describe farts:
Toxic, lethal, deadly, face-melting, sulfurous, plant-wilting, room-clearing, burning
Unsexy words you need to STOP using:
Airy(implies it's not stinky), Any instruments like Tuba(it's sexy if you're mentally deranged)
Hannah retweeted
oh? you’re lactose intolerant? … ummm drink this coffee!! the milk is lactose free i swear……
Hannah retweeted
so sorry to bother you even the slightest amount
especially to anyone who DOESN'T want me procrastinating on the celebration post but
oh my god this was too funny not to draw (even as someone who is not too into buttholes (ik, boring bla bla))
Hannah retweeted
Gosh yeah, imagine pinning an inch tail kitty muzzle deep in your crack, stuck between sweat soaked fabric and borderline lethal swampass, making them listen to every little groan and gurgle in your guts before it comes blasting down into their lungs
That would probably suck~ 🥱
