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Joined April 2009
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Wanted: a functioning democracy, where the executive branch didn’t routinely override both the legislature and the judicial branch.
Got: TikTok.
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If the first reviews for @mattressmusical don’t include the phrase “Sutton Foster IS brat” then the reviews are wrong.
Haven’t gotten carded buying alcohol in at least five years, but did get carded today, at 38, while carrying my infant son, by an extremely confused cashier while buying a can of @LiquidDeath. Whatever my vibe is today I’m excited about it.
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We love a proud mom but if you’re buying Girl Scout cookies virtually, please consider Troop 6000, a troop made up of girls from NYC’s shelter system, over Chrissy Teigen’s adorable but presumably fully-funded daughter? digitalcookie.girlscouts.org…
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3 Groundhog Days as mayor and not once has Eric Adams shown up to do his annual penance to our furry overlord. FACE THE RODENT YOU COWARD
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dear @lyft in what physical universe does going from Chelsea to the Upper East Side require you to go through the Lincoln Tunnel to turn around in New Jersey?? bc it’s not this one.
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Just read @petercoy op-ed on whether it’s worth it to get married, followed by an account of a husband “eventually noticed” that his blood-covered wife was screaming and running while being attacked by a hawk who was trying to retrieve the snake it dropped on her from the sky.
Whenever you feel alone in the world, just turn to Google’s trending search and remember you had the same thought as a hundred million people at the exact same time. #RihannaSuperBowl
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NORMALLY this jar is filled with red-wrapped chocolates @sirkensingtons please account for this trickery
Sure would be embarrassing for @DanaKennedyLive if someone did a 2-second Google search and turned up Annabella Rockwell in her own words at age 16 talking about her liberal politics, thereby proving this @nypost narrative to be classic Post bullshit. howardschatz.com/the-growing…
NEW from me:
Mount Holyoke grad deprogrammed from women-only woke culture nypost.com/2022/11/26/mount-… via @nypost
Lots of journalists on this thread 1) gravitating to semantics and tone policing 2) endorsing the inherent egotism of the journalist as an acceptable behavioral default: because I have the connections to get this assignment, I should be the one to write this story.
I have a thread to share about unethical journalism and the bias and racism that has obfuscated the story of my scholarship and its political legacy. It is the larger story of how @TheAtlantic & other publications have failed the American public then & continue to do so. Pls RT.
If you cannot identify with that anger, lucky you, but that doesn’t make your take the correct one. There are a lot of smart writers much closer to this than @helenlewis, and the world does not need to hear her version of this story.
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