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Joined December 2013
why was i mewing
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The Ravens to Marlon Humphrey: “Marlon we need you today to cover the Bengals’ receivers!” Marlon Humphrey:
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“i'm a top" "i'm a bottom” Yeah, that’s how a horse costume works pal
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I’m ngl, I’m starting to think Lamar the best player to ever touch a football. No other player in the history of this league could ever carry this team the way Lamar has these last 9 years.
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Kyle Hamilton and Zay Flowers
ZAY MFING FLOWERS
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Replying to @katttesquad
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when stephen a smith said charlie kirk instead of christian kirk
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if shes your girl how comes she yawning after i just yawned
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I quote this video way too often
I wholeheartedly believe that this is a top 5 video on the internet
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I love Lamar lol.
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the good news is you’ve perfectly articulated how you feel. the bad news is it isn’t funny or interesting and has no artistic merit whatsoever
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a powerful possible ally added to the breast reduction community
Billie Eilish goes viral as fans speculate she may have undergone breast reduction surgery
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Filmmaking can never be ethical. You are stealing light and sound and putting it inside a little box. That is not nice
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We Are Charlie Kirk (Glee cast version)
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Angel Reese becomes the youngest player in WNBA Finals history to record 20+ points and 10+ rebounds in consecutive games. She joins A’ja Wilson as the only players to achieve this feat in consecutive Finals games.
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my tweet about an nfl player being a rapist starting to go viral i’m sure people are being super normal about it in the comments
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rapist in “probably” okay
NFL PLAYERS RANKED BY IF I'D LET THEM DATE MY DAUGHTER
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it will work for me though
Ive literally never met a single person who has gotten back together with an ex and then gone on to have a healthy long-lasting relationship with them, idk why people still do it
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how it feels to pitch plans to the group chat that no one is into
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things you can say about Dune and/or while having sex
Replying to @wickskiller
The epic conclusion is imminent.
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