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Imagine you could have any face you wanted, and you were willing to do anything to get it – even resort to grisly means.
My new book, The Faces That Don't Belong, is a macabre tale about an underground face transplant. Intrigued? Get your copy now at amzn.to/3B8Nycu!
My friend floored me when he told me how my new book reflected my own life experience. I hadn't even thought about it like that at all.
The book in question: amazon.com/Faces-That-Dont-B…
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Step aside for a moment, @elonmusk. I'm name-dropping another CEO in this short behind-the-scenes story about my new book, The Faces That Don't Belong: amazon.com/Faces-That-Dont-B…
Check out what my friend saw yesterday. In my new book, Zeke and friends are willing to do what it takes to get a new face.
Meanwhile, @ZekesCoffee is an actual coffee roastery in Baltimore. Coincidence? Nah. I bet they have killer coffee! ☕☕☕
Book: amzn.to/3B8Nycu
A nod to one of my favorite writers, @StephenKing. He inspired my new book, The Faces That Don't Belong, a macabre tale about an illegal face transplant. Get it now: amzn.to/3B8Nycu
Stephen, I'll send you a signed copy for your upcoming birthday. Just tell me where! :)
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I'm over 50 and brighter than I ever was in my younger days. Life is good and loud.
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Alright @elonmusk – what do *I* need to do to get banned from Twitter?
I'm one of those with a hearing disability and I support this message. Thanks, @MarleeMatlin for speaking up on this.
My message to @elonmusk and everyone on Twitter.
Listen, @elonmusk - for every one person you fire publicly and maliciously, there are hundreds more who've changed their minds about wanting to work for you. You can do better than this.
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Amid this quiet-quitting storm, what if employers created a freelance-style work environment in which their employees can define their own working processes that work best for them? Here's what we mean by that: hubs.ly/Q01ltC520
Hey @elonmusk - my 10-year-old son created this @LEGO_Group masterpiece and he'd like to sell it to you for $44B. We know you have the money. Interested? Let's talk.
Let's say you get a job in 0 BC making $48,000 per year. And one perk of that job is you get immortality. The amount of money you'll have made in total over these past 2,022 years is the same as what LeBron James stands to make in two years with the Lakers in his new contract.
Need an immigration lawyer in the US? My man @HachemLaw can help you – he's awesome.
I take a week off for camping, and come back to news about Mar A Lago, Anne Heche, and Salman Rushdie. Can't you people take a break as well, please?
"War in Ukraine" and "4th of July shooting" alongside "Canucks", "JT Miller", "Oilers" and "Tkachuk" in my Twitter trend list. Umm... misaligned priorities here, maybe?
So let me get this straight – a group of nine people with very clear and blatant political affinities can just decide to overturn a landmark court case?
Never mind – I guess the answer to that is pretty clear.
Sorry @NHLFlames fans – you already used your kick-in-a-goal-free card in 1989 in Game 7 OT against Vancouver. Yes, we Canucks fans remember. youtube.com/watch?v=Qp5aPIRS…









