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Fascinating
@fasc1nate4 Feb 2025
What is the most iconic sports photograph ever taken?
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Lincoln Arneal
@Lincoln_VB8h
Andi Jackson was named the Big Ten Defensive Player of the Week. This is the third time she's won the award (Oct. 28, 2024; Oct. 20, 2025) The senior middle blocker averaged 1.67 blocks per set against USC and UCLA and helped limit them to a .065 hitting percentage.
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Adam Friedland
@AdamFriedland4h
Ethan Klein I’d like to hear your side
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game recognizer 🫡@storylinefever12h
ai is great for automating laborious, repetitive tasks, like “knowing your children”
Connor O'Brien
@connoradoOct 26
Holy shit. This might be one of the saddest things I’ve ever read.
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assistant inspector@housetrotterOct 26
we were explaining bolsonaro to the seven year old and she said “well if he’s a bad guy it’s good he’s always in the hospital” #facts #achildswisdom
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Tipodis D. Devil@tipodissdOct 25
Make it 10! The Cardinals are officially 0-10 at home since hosting the Charlie Kirk memorial.
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ag 🌩️ #DoItFor8
@filmdontIieOct 25
down to the waves is ridiculous... YOU ARE POLISH.
no context giants@nocontextsfgOct 25
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j@__8_suiOct 24
i feel like such a fat useless whore whenever i laugh at jokes like this
Blue Anthpo@yspsfgsiltrck13Oct 23
Me floating in pee
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frankie steins gay uncle@ewkewpidOct 25
this was my nickname in highschool
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Brendan Karet@bad_takesOct 25
you wonder how hitler came to power and then you see a doddering obese pedophile with tertiary syphilis yell “BLACK PEOPLE” to a crowd of midwestern filth. looks like it could happen here
Aaron Rupar
@atruparOct 24
Trump: "Somalia -- 98% of the people here now from Somalia don't work. They don't have to work because they steal so much. They all have a Mercedes Benz. Low IQ and they live better than you do."
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Roberto🌹🇵🇸@r0berto_new_6Oct 24
Holy shit
CUBS WORLD@CubsWorld80Oct 24
Israel First Mike Rogers’ career is cooked after this Abdul El Sayed ad. This is brilliant.
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˚ʚ bambi ɞ˚@velmakinkleyOct 24
which is why nobody should feel sorry for this bitch
MyTake
@MyTakeOnNetOct 23
Hila Klein admits to Ethan Klein that she participated in the forced disappearance of Palestinians during nighttime IDF raids on homes under Israeli military occupation 👀
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Alice Williams
@afreegirlllOct 23
El-Sayed: "I thought you were for the common man. If you're with billionaires, we disagree." Watters: "I'm entitled to the fruits of my own labor." El-Sayed: "Billionaires don't make money from their labor. They make money from their money."
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chelsea leite@chelsealeiteOct 23
I knew this was gonna be great in the first minute when he said “now why would I watch the Brooklyn Nets play basketball?” 😭
Sam Vecenie
@Sam_VecenieOct 23
I mean, just an all-time TV segment. Making Chuck do Who He Play For multiple times in a row with the same players is a brilliant idea and I was legit crying laughing by the end, my god.
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TASK the Ol’ Nerdy Bastard@UpToTASKOct 23
She walked over to a stereotypical group of blonde haired frat boy-ish white boys thinking they were gonna talk about “men in women’s sports” “immigration” and “the gays” and the young king started talking about some real shit and she got mad I’m CRIEN.
Aaron Rupar
@atruparOct 23
this answer about what issues matter to him from a college student waiting in line at the Trump rally wasn't what the Fox correspondent expected to hear. She moved on with swiftness
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George of Patmos
@georgeofpatmosOct 23
Oh no my Khusband was seduced by Khamas
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Sean@seanhhmOct 23
If he were a white guy he’d be front runner for president. Generational talent.
Aaron Rupar
@atruparOct 22
El-Sayed: "We had a little debate. Or I had a debate and he just pointed at me and said, 'He's Muslim.'"
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Hail Varsity
@HailVarsityOct 23
Minnesota Lynx guard Olivia Miles gave Nebraska volleyball star Andi Jackson a shout-out without thinking Jackson knew who she was. Jackson certainly does know the WNBA Rookie of the Year. 🤣🫶
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Juice@verdantsandOct 23
genuinely how do you fix this without killing people
The Tennessee Holler
@TheTNHollerOct 23
Imagine being this racist on national tv
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Hurrdat Sports
@HurrdatSportsOct 23
UCLA volleyball was locked in on watching Nebraska volleyball’s pre-match hype video. 🤝
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ansarallah can't stop winning lately !
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