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James Talarico's Ken Paxton ad is 🤌🏼
I am dying 🤣🔥
@jamestalarico @KenPaxtonTX
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In reality, progressive feminist‘s only objection to what is happening here is that NFL cheerleaders are not paid a living wage and are often sexually harassed at the workplace. We literally like and support these women more than y’all do, we see them as workers with rights.
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Please please please be checking your ballot before you submit it. Check it before it’s printed and after it’s printed. Make sure everything is 100% correct. Voting is NOT something to rush through. Take your time and double check EVERYTHING.
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I didn't know anything about Amy Acton's childhood before today.
Now I would run through a brick wall for her.
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Tonight, we’re kicking off our Clear Eyes, Full Hearts Tour with some special guests from the cast of Friday Night Lights.
We’ve come this far together. Now it’s time to leave it all on the field.
Join us: mobilize.us/talaricofortexas…
kels | tortured lawyers department retweeted
if talarico turns texas blue we are strapping him into that seat until he's 90
Talarico tells @NewsNation he will serve his full six-year term if elected and will not run for president.
kels | tortured lawyers department retweeted
Aside from the blatant illegality here, you’ll get this right after your tariff dividend, your freedom dividend, Trump’s health care plan, and your $2 gas
kels | tortured lawyers department retweeted
Greg Abbott talks about Texas like he just got here and is running to fix somebody else’s mess.
Ho, YOU ARE THE GOVERNMENT
If property taxes, insurance costs, electricity bills and affordability are the emergencies they suddenly say they are, he should call a Special Session and DO SOMETHING.
He definitely knows how to call one when he wants vouchers, redistricting or some other abrasive Republican priority passed…
But old @greg keeps saying he’s going to fix all those things!
All he has to do is call an immediate Special Session and put pressure on all those Republicans to actually pass legislation to do away with property taxes and and do away with insurance and electricity monopolies!
kels | tortured lawyers department retweeted
NEW: A bombshell investigation found that Kalshi and its CEO have donated thousands to Ken Paxton’s campaign, and now he refuses to join bipartisan efforts to regulate prediction markets– despite his history of pushing for strict gambling regulation.
It pays to be a Ken Paxton donor. A constituent? Not so much.
ALT A photo of Ken Paxton on the left and the Kalshi logo on the right.
kels | tortured lawyers department retweeted
oh shut up
ALT THIS IS CATHOLICISM BITCH!!! believe the we Pope is in this muthafucka betta infallible take yo sensitive ass back to American protestantism
Can we just devote our prayers and ourselves to Our Lady of Sorrows this month like proper Catholics and stop with the environmental Marxism stuff?
Please. 🙏
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
"Giving Drink to the Thirsty" is one of the Catholic Church's 7 Corporal Works of Mercy, dating back to at least the 1200s. They are taken directly from the words of Jesus himself in Matthew 25:31-46. The Pope's message is rooted in Catholic tradition, not Marxism.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Works_of_…
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bible.oremus.org/?passage=Matth…
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Boosting! If you can help Teacher Keke out even by sharing it would mean the world! 🤍✏️😛
A few people have asked me to post my classroom wishlist, so here we go.
Let me introduce myself:
✏️ Hi, I’m Keke!
📓 11th year of teaching
🏫 starting at a NEW school in a NEW role, 6th grade ELA
📖 Have taught 3rd and 4th grade ELA
🔗: amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/40…
#teacher
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I am a Pre-K teacher in a large urban district in Connecticut. We are a title 1 school. My students bring so much joy into our classroom and I would love to give them these materials to enjoy throughout the year! Any help would be so appreciated!!
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Just had a teacher ask for 30 notebooks. No one in her class brought one. If you wonder why I have lots of supplies on my high school wishlist, it’s because I help my entire school. Not just my students. So thankful I had them and thankful they were donated! If you’d like to help, please check out my list. Any help or RTs are appreciated!!
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Things make a lot more sense when you realize that every time Trump talks about the “economy,” he is referring to his personal bank account.
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Hi friends! 💛 I’m Amanda, a Pre-K teacher, and I’m working hard to keep my classroom stocked, organized, and full of fun learning opportunities for my littles. 🍎✏️
Our classroom list has snacks, supplies, storage items, and a few things that would make a BIG difference in our everyday routine.
Even a share helps more than you know! 🫶
🛒 Classroom Wishlist:
amazon.com/registries/gl/gue…
Thank you to everyone who supports teachers and classrooms. It truly means so much! 💛
#ClearTheList #TeacherTwitter #TeachersOfX #PreKTeacher #SupportTeachers #ClassroomWishlist #AdoptATeacher
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Anyone want to help a special education room with reading rewards
Reading is the most essential skill there is
sometimes all it takes is a little encouragement to succeed
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I’m a PreK teacher in Texas! This is my 10th year teaching and first in PreK. Any help would be greatly appreciated and help make learning fun for my students 🥹
amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/2M…
